Nicknames

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Fry:

His - Food - Because his name is Fry (get it?)

Yours - Kesha - Because you love the good ole' days (like Kesha)

Bender:

His - Ass Man - NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA ASS MAN!

Yours - 01001101 01111001 00100000 01000010 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 - Binary for 'My Bitch' (Sorry, I had to learn binary if I wanted to become a space otter).

The Professor:

His - Dinosaur -  D I N O S A U R    A    DINOSAUR! O L D M A N! YOU ARE AN OLD MAN! HITTING' ON ME, WHAT? YOU NEED A CAT SCAN!

Yours - Pashooska - Know one knows why.

Hermes:

His - Greek God - Hermes is the name of the messenger god.

Yours - Chili - What do you expect?

Dr. Zoidberg:

His - Claws - He's big. He's red. He's jolly. AND HE HAS CLAWS! :D

Yours - *Weird growling noise* - He says it's his cultures way of claiming without intercourse.

Roberto:

His - Moriarty - He commits crime. What do you expect?

Yours - Babe - He thinks it's normal (which it is.)

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