Fry: It was supposed to be a mission with delivering shoes (?) to the planet of Zooberoo (I sound like Dr. Seuss). The aliens that live there are the Space Cats race. While him, Bender and Leela were unloading the shoes you went over to one of the space cats and scritched its head. What you didn't know was that the president of space cats was a giant panther. He mauled you nearly to death. As this was happening Bender was trying to distract him while Fry was getting hold of you. You had gashes in your chest and practically every bone in your body except your head and left arm were broken.
Bender: Space cats had attacked your ship (what's wrong with me?!). Bender was shooting at space cats when one had busted the windshield. It clawed at your dashboard. The dash blew up and blew half the skin off your arm. Bender heard you screeching. He turned around. "BITE MY SHINEY METAL ASS! NOT HEEEEEEERRRRSSSS!!!!!" He shot the space cat and rushed you back to planet express.
The Professor: He was home (sleeping) and got a call from Leela. It went like this.
Leela: Professor...don't freak out but y/n was hurt.
Professor: HOW BAD?!
Leela: She lost her si-
*Phone Beep*
He arrived in no time using a transporter.
Hermes: While you were out on a mission to defeat the space cats Hermes was home working on some paperwork. A space cat just so happened to shoot through your stomach and into your bowl of chili. The chili fell on another space cat and killed it. Meanwhile, you were doubled over in pain. Leela (being the friend she is) called Hermes to tell him. When she said that you were shot he screamed like a girl.
Dr. Zoidberg: For once he went on a mission with everyone. This mission was on the way to get a pet space cat. Well, when looking at some of them one attacked you and scratched your eyeball. Zoidberg did his 'WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!' noise before taking the cat and eating it. Y'all were kicked out by the store owner.
Roberto: His mission was to kill someone. Well, he went to go stab the person and accidentally stabbed y-SPPPPAAAACCCCEEE CAAATTTSSS.
(Authors note: While making this chapter, my brain was like 'SPAAAACCCCCEEEE CCCCAAAATTTTSSSSS'. I was also watching Eddsworld. COLA!!!!!)
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RomanceSo, I haven't seen ANY of these. Includes: Fry Bender The Professor Hermes Dr. Zoidberg Roberto (Should I add Leela?)
