Pick-Up Lines

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Fry: If you were a slurm I totally slerp you

Bender: I'd say 'bit my ass' but I'd rather bite yours

The Professor: If you were a planet you'd be 'Urectum' so I could land my rocket inside you

Hermes: Are you chili? Because you're hot.

Roberto: If you was a victim I'd impale my knife into you. 


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