Fry: You were at his place and he started jumping around. He laughed and said 'Hey, I wonder if the beds are more bo-' he jumped on his bed and bounced head first into the roof of his apartment. The only thing you heard from him was "HEY! GET A ROOM! or at least push my head back down so I don't have to watch!"
Bender: You both were at a celebrity head museum and (in his drunken state) yelled "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!" directly to the head of Dave Bautista. Big mistake. Dave's head rolled off it's shelf and grew it's weird robot arms and beat up Bender. (This was inspired by my dad nearly getting in a fight with this guy.)
Professor: You know how he says 'Good news everyone!' and is almost NEVER drunk? Well, he got drunk and walked into the office. "Good neeewwws eryone! Y/n and I are going to make sweeeet lo-" "Okay, Dinosaur, I think that's enough."
Hermes: One of the pranks he pulled went wrong and he went stupid for the day. He'd walk around and pole dance on Bender's leg or arm. Sometimes he'd end up dry humping the table claiming it was you.
Dr. Zoidberg: He ate half your hair which is why you now have short hair.
Roberto: You guys were TRYING to have peaceful day by watching All My Circuits. He decided he'd run to the window and jump out the window. Never in your life have you thought that robots would need a cast. Roberto broke his leg.
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Futurama Prefereneces
RomanceSo, I haven't seen ANY of these. Includes: Fry Bender The Professor Hermes Dr. Zoidberg Roberto (Should I add Leela?)
