Karasuno High School
Anji: *enters clubroom* Guys, what's taking you so long? Daichi's waiting for- *sees Kageyama* you.
Kageyama: . . .
Anji: What the heck!? Kageyama, are you okay!?
Kageyama: Uh... It's actually-
Anji: *runs out of the clubroom*
Kageyama: *looks at the 2nd year duo* *shrugs*
Noya & Tanaka: *shrugs*
At the gym
Anji: *enters gym* Waaaahhh!!! Daichi-saaan!!!!
Daichi: H-Hey! Anji, calm down!
Anji: Kageyamaa!! He's-
Daichi: What happened to Kageyama?
Anji: He's puking flowers!!!
Everyone: *gasps*
At the clubroom
Daichi: Kageyama, are you alright?
Kageyama: Yeah.. It's just-
Daichi: I'm glad it's nothing serious. Phew.
Kageyama: *raises index finger* Actually-
Tanaka: Have you guys heard of Hanahaki disease?
Anji: Yeah. I've heard of it. The victim will start coughing flowers when they find themselves in a one sided love.
Noya: So, Kageyama, who're you in love with?
Trio: *looks at Hinata*
Hinata: What?
Kageyama: . . . *sweatdrop*
Anji: *goes behind Hinata and places her hands on his shoulders* You know what, Hinata-kun? You should confess your love for Kageyama-kun before his condition becomes worse~
Kageyama: It's not really-
Hinata: H-Hey! *blushes madly* I have no feelings towards Bakageyama!! He's so scary and dumb and acts before thinking-
Kageyama: What did you say, dumbass!!?? You're the airhead one here!!
Anji: Actually, it's the both of you...
Hinata: Well, y-y-you're the coward one!!
Kageyama: Who're you calling a coward!? You're the coward here!
Hinata: Oh yeah? If you're not a coward, then go out with me!!
Kageyama: Sure!! If that's what you want, Hinata boke!! Wait. What?
Hinata: Wat
Kageyama: Wat
Hinata: *explodes* I-It's nothing, I swear! I-I-I-
Kageyama: *blush* Dumbass... When do you want to do it?
Hinata: What!?
Anji: Aww.. That's sweet~
Noya: Yeah! Mission accomplished! *high five with Tanaka & Anji*
Kinoshita: Captain, I have a confession to make. Those three shoved a bunch of flower petals to Kageyama and choked him hard enough to make him cough to make it seem like he's coughing flowers.
Daichi: You knew about this all along?
Kinoshita: *gulp*
Daichi: Nishinoya Yu, Tanaka Ryunosuke, Kamasaki Anji, let's have a talk outside.
Trio: *gulp* Uh oh.
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