#1 Playing Outside
Hinata: Mom, can I go to Kageyama's house? I wanna play volleyball.
Mom: Shou, sweetie, just a little more patience. The pandemic will end soon. Go play with Natsu instead.
Hinata: Okay, mom. *texts Kenma*
|To: Kenma
Subject: Bored
I'm boreeeddd!!! What are you doing right now??
|From: Kenma
Re: Bored
I'm playing.
|From: Kenma
Re: Bored
Outside.
|To: Kenma
Subject: Dangerous
Isn't it dangerous outside? My mom won't let me leave the house!!
|From: Kenma
Re: Dangerous
:)
* * *
Kenma was sitting at the rooftop, eyes glued to his psp.
Kenma: *smirk* Good grief.
Kuroo: *watching Kenma from his room* Witty bastard.
#2 Social Distancing
Oikawa: *tries to hug Iwaizumi* Iwa-channnn!
Iwaizumi: Get off me, you shitty bastard! *throws Oikawa* You should practice social distancing, you idiot!
Oikawa: We're not even in a public place! We're in your kitchen, for fuck's sake! And who the hell buys a table this long!?
Iwaizumi: *passes the soup to Oikawa using a long stick* Deal with it!
Oikawa: *faceplant (more like facetable)* And here I thought I was the crazy one...
#3 Watching News
Messenger
3:54 pm
AGGHAASHEEEE: You should really watch the news, Bokuto-san.
HOOT: BUT IT'S BORING!
AGGHAASHEEEE: How about this: send news about the happenings around us then I'll play with you in that new volleyball game? Staying in tune with your surroundings gives you a lot of benefits.
HOOT: JUST LIKE VOLLEYBALL?
AGGHAASHEEEE: Well, if you put it that way, yeah. Kinda.
7:29 pm
HOOT: AKAASHEEEE I WATCHED THE NEWS! WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME NOW???
AGGHAASHEEEE: Tell me the highlight of the news then I'll play with you.
HOOT: THE SPRING NATIONAL TOURNAMENT WAS MOVED TO A LATER DATE!
AGGHAASHEEEE: Of course, that's the highlight for you... Why did I even asked? -_-
HOOT: BUT WHY IS IT MOVED THO? ARE THEY GIVING US MORE TIME TO PREPARE?
AGGHAASHEEEE: It's because of the pandemic, Bokuto-san.
HOOT: THERE'S A PANDEMIC?
AGGHAASHEEEE: god...
AGGHAASHEEEE: Kids, don't be like Bokuto-san. Watch the news, stay inside, do not panic, and spread positivity. Stay safe, everyone.
HOOT: What are you talking about?
Σ( ° △ °)
AGGHAASHEEEE: End of scenario.
HOOT: wut-
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