"Sweet heart, This is Mommys new friend, Shrek." mommy tells me cheerfully. "Shr-eek?" I ask "That name is weird." "Honey! That is rude." She says.
"Relax, swamp flower. I've got this." The big green man tells me.
Then he roars the most beastly roar possible. It was a beastly roar. The kind of beastly roar that's beastly.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" I cry, but he just laughs. So does mommy. "Honey, Shrek will be living with us for...sometime."
"THIS IS MY SWAMP!" He yells.
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My New Dad Shrek.
Fanfictiona Shrek children's book. Timmy's Papa left. Mommy has a new friend.
