A day in the life of @shrekandbarrybee...

Story time: I almost died at school??!!

So in middle school we had 7 hours and I was in my 6th hour currently. My stomach really hurt and was hurting since 5th hour. I ate some cauliflower at lunch and thought I would feel better but I did not.

Everyone in class had to stand up bc we were getting new seats and the teacher made us line up against the wall and she would call our names and told us where to sit. So I'm standing there and I feel like I have to throw up. I tell my friend because she keeps talking to me and she didn't know.

Suddenly I feel a patting on my back and it's really hard making me have to throw up even more and I get really mad because I realize it is the friend I had just told! I felt worse now and I know she was trying to help but it did not work.

So she goes to sit down and I'm alone now standing. But suddenly, right before she calls my name, my vision goes red?? My hearing goes fuzzy and I can't see anything but red fuzziness and my whole body goes numb. I was literally so confused and scared and I'm pretty sure I passed out and it's really funny now but back then I thought I was gonna die or something.

So while I'm actually dying the teacher coincidentally calls my name at that time and tells me where to sit. I can barley hear her but I see where she pointed and with the last strength I have I walk over there kind of stumbling and I kind of resembled a raptor with a broken leg or something. I was also really numb and couldn't feel my legs or arms while I was walking but I still managed because I was too shy to say anything.

So I sit in the wrong seat and this boy gives me a strange look but no one was sitting there anyways so who cares. Anyways I sat down and I took a deep breath and closed my eyes for a second and then suddenly my vision and hearing goes back to normal and I am not numb, but the urge to throw up gets worse.

I tell my seat partner I feel really sick and I need to go to the office. I finally went up to my teacher (even though I should have like in the beginning of this story) and told her I didn't feel good and she lets me go to the office. In the office they told me I looked green and they let me lay down. I laid down for 25 minutes and then they let me call my grandma.

They told me to go pack up my stuff and tell my seventh hour teacher so I went to my locker and packed up my stuff but I didn't go tell my seventh hour teacher because I was scared of her at the time and I didn't want to go in the class with everyone staring at me.

So I walked back to the office and then my grandpa was there and I told everyone when I got home and I didn't throw up or get sick after all.

The end