A day in the life of @shrekandbarrybee...

4th grade dating...

So this story is my 4th grade dating experience and it wasn't even real dating and everyone still brings it up even though it was in fourth grade so why not re-tell the story!

   So when I was in fourth grade this boy moved to my school and he was one of my good friends and I sat at a table with him and his best friend and this annoying girl and a random boy.

   So me and this boy were good friends and nothing was weird until this girl I new started to say we should date and then it got really weird. So he told me he liked me and stuff and I didn't care at all and I didn't like him and he asked me out a few times and I always said no. I don't even think he really liked me though I think he just did it because everyone wanted us to date? But anyways so we were still friends.

Then one day the girl comes up to me in art and says that if I date him over the span of Christmas break she will give me my favorite candy, which at the time was mentos?? I have no idea why. Anyways so I agreed to that even though that is so mean and I still feel bad but yeah so I agreed to it and then she told him and for the rest of the day me and him didn't even look at each other.

We didn't talk at all over Christmas break (which was 2 weeks) probably because we were in fourth grade and had no phones but yeah...When we came back to school I broke up with him at lunch that day but we didn't really care.

So yeah that was the best dating experience ever! So fun and quirky and amazing wow I don't regret that at all! Fourth grade dating is the best. Oh yeah and that girl never gave me my candy so frick her. But anyways I was joking that was so bad and I feel so bad for doing that that was so mean but anyways yeah this is a lesson to not date someone if you don't want to even if everyone else wants you to because they know nothing.

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