Dude its finally the frigging weekend.
WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG.
I can finally listen to P!atd until nine-in the afternoon,
(See what I did there)
and go to sleep when I feel like it.
Everythings going as planed.
Its 2:54 and i'm blasting Brendon Urie in my ear. My phone buzzed in my pocket, it was Edward Anderson.
Hes one of my goofy-est friend that I would keep in my pocket if I could. He also LIVES for Panic like I do. He loves doggies (especially Corgi). We go on a lot of crazy adventures. And I couldn't ask for another one like him.
"Yo yo" he said.
"Whats up son" I said wondering why hes up.
(Its an inside joke)
"Nothing much dad, just got done feeding my adopted pineapple babies. You?"
"Oh just checking up on your mother".
"Which one? Brenda, My birth spy mom, or Hailey, my step-mom that cheated on you with my sister,Lorenza?" He said with a lot of Saracstic-ness in this voice.
"Amy, your sisters real mother." I said trying to hold in my laughter
"Dad, WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME SO MANY MOMS" Edward said.
"WHY WOULD YOU MARRY A PINEAPPLE NAMED PENNY" I said laughing.
"BECAUSE LOVE IS LOVE ,DAD. ITS MY LIFE"
"SAME ANSWER,KYLE..."
"....WHO THE FUCK IS KYLE DAD?"
"Its your real father?" I said fake crying.
"No,dad, say it aint so".
"I've been hiding this secret until you were ready, but now that I see you with your 50 adopted kids and your 30 Corgis,I know you are ready for this secret".
"Thank you dad".
"I'm proud of you son".
"Thats the nicest thing you ever said to me dad"
"Ok,ok . so whats up" I said trying to control my breathing from laughing.
"Nun I just got bored and I know your always up" Edward said.
"Whatever".
"Hows everyone,anyway?" Edward said with a chear-y voice."I know its only been a day but still".
His question made me think about all the freaky stuff thats been happening.
"Oh their fine. Hey do you still have that book that your old owners left when they moved".
"The one about magic or the one about porn?"
"Which one do you think i'm talking about?" I said sarcastically.
"I'll ask again".
"The magic one you french potato" I said in a playing manner. If anything hes a irish potato like JSE (Jacksepticeye).
"Yeah I still have it."
"Can I come over to your house?"
"Like now. You wanna come over at 3:00 in the morning to look at a book?"
"..."
"COME ON OVER" Edward said with a happy voice.
I put on my 'could be gayer' shirt and some skinny jeans I had on earlier and headed to 235 sanders street.
YOU ARE READING
The Life Of Luca
AcakLuca Devine is many things to people in his life. Some may say always happy, others may say incredibly sarcastic, a lot of them may say hes the stupidest - smart kid you'd ever know. But theres a firey side in this boys life Nobody knows about.
