Bts comedy

When BTS go to the mall

/BTS walks in mall/fan girl's scream/

Fan girl: oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!

Store clerk: They don't pay me enough for this.

Jin: Now remember, I'm paying for all your shit, so don't buy too- WHERE DID V GO!?!

/V stands in the makeup store alone/meanwhile Namjoon checks out some glasses on a table/

Lady: now these glasses are our best selling.
/hands glasses/

Namjoon: uh oh

/Suga goes in mattress warehouse/lays on bed/

Suga: screw everyone, I do what I fucking want. /sleeps/

Jin: Has anyone seen a man that looks like weird alien dude? He wears headbands, likes anime, anyone seen him?

Lady at a stain: like to try a sample?

Jin: oh sure.

/eats chicken sample/ spits out/

Jin: what the hell was that, lady?!? Let me teach you how your supposed to do it.

JHope: 🎼I'm just going to the store🎼

/happily walks/goes in arcade/see's dancing game/

JHope:(Challenger approaching) move it kids!

/dances crazy/running in the 90's plays/Meanwhile Jungkook and Jimin are at Claire's/

Jimin: Jungkookie look. /holds up bunny ears/

Jungkook: You are not making me wear that!

Jimin: plzzz! /does puppy dog Eyes/

Jungkook: /can't resist/ oh ok

/later Jin finds V/

Jin: Thank god I found you. Come on round up the gang I'm paying for the stuff now.

Store clerk: that would be $200 please.

Jin: what did you morons buy.

Namjoon: these broken glasses that were 100 bucks.

Jimin: these bunny ears for jungkook.

Jungkook: (I hate you for this)

JHope: I kinda sort of took some quarters from your wallet to play some games in the arcade.

V: Got eyeliner and anime.

/Jin pays for stuff and then drives home/

Jin: I think we're forgetting something.

/Suga wake's up/

Suga: hello?

The End