Me: It's Thanksgiving morning. The sun is coming up and turkeys are running around spending their last few minutes on earth (because they're going to die) The turkeys gobbled and run all around the field of grass and- wait, who is that cute little devil?
/JHope jumps and lands on the ground with a football in his hands/
Me: oh it's hobi.
JHope: Jungkook, go long! /throw ball/
Jungkook: /catches/ Namjoon come play!
Namjoon: I'll break the ball. /cross arms and sits on bleachers/
Jungkook: no you won't. Try it./hands Namjoon the ball and as you guess it, it breaks/
Namjoon: told you so.
Jin: eh hm. Boys I need you three to get a turkey for thanksgiving dinner.
Namjoon: well there's turkeys around here so let's get one. How hard can it be? /try to grab a turkey but it evaporates/ I'm done, okay I'm going inside.
Suga: /sleeping as usual/
V: he's always sleeping.
Suga: wake me up later.
V: ( what should I do) /comes up with idea. Wears turkey costume and does the chicken dance/
Jimin: thanksgiving is all about being thankful so here's what I'm thankful for./pulls out list/ i'm thankful for jungkook, my fans, my mom and dad, Jungkook, jungkook.
Jungkook: I'm thankful I'm not in a relationship with you.
Jimin: /cries/
JHope: come on jungkook help me get this turkey!
Turkey: gobble gobble gobble /runs/
/JHope gets turkey/
JHope: gotcha bitch!
/3 hours later/
Jin: Hey guys the foods ready!
/the boys all come for thanksgiving dinner, ' surprisingly Suga comes/
V: Well your finally awake.
Suga: oh no I just came down here because I've heard that turkey makes you fall sleep.
V: -____- it........it doesn't. It's just s myth.
/Jin was about to cut the turkey but couldn't find the knifes/
Jin: Hey, where are the knifes?
Jimin: I got this /uses his jaw to cut the turkey/ eat up!
Everyone: 0_____0 wtf
/Jin hogs all the food/
Jungkook: god share some food jeez.
Jin: why don't you share some of your lyrics.
Bts: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Namjoon: So, is anyone prepared for Black Friday?
Me: Duh duh duhhhhhhh!
To be counted......
Hey everyone happy thanksgiving!!!! I'm literally like posting this at like 3:00 am so I'm so fucking tired 😴. If you like this plz vote but if you didn't I'm sry 😞. But anyway happy thanksgiving 🦃 and see ya!! Bye 👋💞💓
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FanfictionHello. Are you looking for a laugh? Well Um, read this and yeah. /all by myself plays in the background/
