/ Jin sits in his thrown/
Jin: where is my pink drink from Starbucks?!?!
Servant Jerry : here you go master.
/hands Jin a pink drink on a red pillow/
Jin: Jerry! Why aren't you wearing your pink shirt?!?
Servant Jerry: um well-
Jin: ah ah ah put it on! /sips drink/
Servant Jerry: /sigh/ yes master. ( god wat a bitch)
King: I now crown you, princess Namjoon.
Namjoon: oh my god, this is such an honor!
/King puts crown on Namjoon's head/Crown shatters by Namjoon/
Namjoon: FFUUCCKKKKKK!!!!
Lady in the crowd: /whispers/my my, he's not fit to be a princess with that language.
Man in the crowd: /whispers/ well The king thought he was smart, and he is, but he breaks everything.
/ JHope walks in a field of grass singing with birds/bird lands on JHopes finger/
JHope: oh hello little birdy. Would you like to sing with me?
Bird: /chirp chirp/
JHope: /sings like Snow White/ 🎼ah ah ah ah ahhhh 🎼
Bird: Nah bitch I didn't say I wanted to sing, I meant to say shut the fuck up.
JHope: ahhhhhh! they talk! / JHope runs away/
/Suga sleeps at dinner table/
King/dad: um, Suga.
Suga: ZzzzzzzZzzzzzzz
King/dad : SUGA!
/suga wakes up/
Suga: jjang jjang man boong boong what do you want!
King: ugh can you please stop sleeping at the dinner table. It's getting on my nerves-
Suga: Zzzzzzz
/king puts suga up in he's bed room/
King: Can someone plz wake up my little princess! Whoever does it can get married to him!
Jimin: why won't you love me?
Jungkook: because I love someone better Jimin.
/Jin comes out and raps his arms around Jungkook/
Jin: fine someone else, cause my ass is his now.
Jimin: wahhhhhhh!
/V stains in a courtroom/
V: And that's why I should be a queen.
Judge: I'm sorry princess V but you can't become a queen until you marry a king.
V: Well how am I supposed to find one.
Judge: Well the king of swag has announce that his son, suga has fallen into a deep sleep and whoever wakes him up can marry him. Maybe you can marry him.
V: oh thank you!
Judge: ur welcome and why were you in court today?
V: I'm a alien I can do what I want.
/V teleports out of court/Judge faints/meanwhile Namjoon is trying on different crowns/crowns keeps shattering/
Namjoon: God dammit! ! We're never going to find crown that will fit me!
Servant Jerry: princess Namjoon! The king of swag has said that anyone who wakes up his son can mary him, maybe if you marry him it will stop you from breaking things!
/Namjoon runs out the coronation room and to the kingdom of swag/ meanwhile Jimin hears about suga being asleep/
Jimin: I'm coming for you SUGA!
/The three boys make it to the kingdom and start fighting over who should get Suga/the judge for some reason comes up to the kingdom/
Judge:/points at V/ there's the witch princess!
V: got to blast /teleports/
Jimin: YOONMIN IS A BETTER SHIP!!!
Namjoon: NAMGI IS A BETTER SHIP!!!
Jimin: ahhhhhggg!
Namjoon: ahhhhhggg!
Jungkook: you whooo Jimin!
/Jimin gets distracted by Jungkook and Jin/ Namjoon goes to Min Yoongi bed and kisses him/Min Yoongi wakes up/
Suga: what the-
Namjoon : hi your with me now so let's go!
Jimin: /sigh/ I'll never find one true love. /sniffs/
JHope: Hey Jimin?
Jimin: Hobi?
JHope: I'll be your one true love!
Jimin: yay!
/and so in the end everyone found there love, Well all except v/
/V sits on planet mars all alone/
V: army, I know your out there somewhere. I love you all 😘.
Hey everyone thx for reading. I really had fun making this. Bye 👋💞💓
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FanfictionHello. Are you looking for a laugh? Well Um, read this and yeah. /all by myself plays in the background/
