Jin: /wakes up/ FUCK! were late for school! Everyone get your ass NOWWW!
Jungkook: I don't wanna go to school. I wanna stay home with you mommy.
Jin: do you want to be dumb? Because you will be if you don't go to school!
Jin: J hoe get your Horses ass out here, we're late for this goddamn bullshit!/runs to kitchen and cook meal super fast/no time to play on your phone eat your shit!
Jimin: mommy watch your profanity!
/Everyone gets in car/Jin drives to school like crazy
/After school/
Jin: how was your day kids?
Jimin: I got an A+ in art!
JHope: I danced battled a loser at recess and I won.
V: I don't know what I did.
Jungkook: The gym teacher said I was doing a great job in PE.
Suga: I slept in class and when they tried to wake me up I told them to fuck off.
Jin: what did I tell you about that butt hole language? Now you're getting whipped! /grabs suga by the ear and whips him in the corner/
Jin: Alright who put flour on my fried chicken.
Jungkook: I did. Screw you mom hehe /runs away/
Jimin: where do babies come from
V: well, mommy told me it come's from Dig and pussycats.
Jimin: I thought they came from the sky.
Jungkook:/Jungkook runs around then trips/ WWWWWAAAAHHH!
Jin: my poor baby! Which one of you cocksuckers did this!
Suga: /make song in recording room/ mommy I made song for you!
Jin: Okay let me hear it.
Suga:/put his fingers on piano and starts playing/ 🎶 I hate you mommy, suck my dick. You think you own us, you're such a bitch. Your parenting sucks, you make us eat shit! Get out of my life, you cross side fake tits🎶
Jin:
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