Bts comedy

If BTS were the Mean girl's

BigHit president (teacher): Class we have a new student that came from a under ground dance group.

Jimin: I from a ballet class.

JHope (Cady): I was a under ground dancer, but then it was good bye underground dancing and hello Kpop.

JHope : Hi I'm JHope.

RM (Janis): I'm RM, and That's Jungkook

Jungkook (Chris): Yo watch it! Horse boi coming through!

JHope: what the fuck you just say, BITCH!

RM: this map shows were everyone sits. You got the Rappers, The girl singers, The best people you'll ever meet, and, The worst. The plastic.

/ The plastics walk down a hallway while the song milkshake plays in the background/Jin trips/

RM: That V(Karen Smith), he's the dumbest boy you'll ever meet.

(not really V is amazing, he has a great voice but for the sake of this story let's just go with it)

V: I think I'm a alien.

JHope: really?

V: I like to do this cool alien voice sometimes, wanna hear it?

JHope: um-

V:dnetgqrgafbFbsyjeyrenfjrgevdgbrgevd Gehrrfwvfnfhesfbfjdvevfni wgrhtbdvsgehrjt!

JHope: fuck this shit I'm out /walks away/

RM: and then There's Jin (Gretchen wieners)

/Jin get hit by dodgeball/

Jimin: he has 200 pink shirts, and a plate of chicken that never goes bad.

RM: And evil takes a human form in suga (Regina George) he knows everything about everyone.

(and once again not really because all of this is just a joke)

Jungkook: that's why he raps so fast. His lyrics are full of secrets.

Suga: so you never Rapped before?

JHope: yeah.

Suga: shut up, shut up!

JHope: I didn't say-

Suga: no literally shut up, I'm trying to listen to my album!

/listens to Agust D/

V: We would like you to have lunch with us every day.

Jin: and on Wednesdays we wear pink.

JHope: Suga seems nice

/suga honks horn/

Suga: get in loser were going shopping!

JHope: OK scoot over bitches!

/ JHope turns into a horse and  gets in car/

Jin: my God you can't fit! That's so swag!

Suga: Jin, swag is my thing! And stop making it turn into a big deal it's never gonna happen!

Jin: so are there any boys you like?

JHope: well there's that one guy, Jimin, he such a great singer.

V: oh my God bitch you can date that guy, that suga ex ship!

Jin: hold the fuck up, you like him to V.

V: well he's hot!

Jimin: are you guys talking about me?

V: Well uh-

Jimin: wahh /cry's and runs away/

Suga: this is the burn book, we write down the names of all the people that we hate!

Jin: it's so swag.

Suga: Jin swag is my thing!

Jin: I'm sorry! /cry's/

JHope: Being with the plastics was like leaving the real world, and entering a world of drama and K-pop.

/suga and Jimin at a Halloween party/

Suga: you're such a cute living piece of Mochi!

/suga and Jimin kiss/

JHope: Why would this asshole do that!?!

RM: he's a savage little bastard with some "tongue technology."

/mean girls title shows up on screen/

The End

Hey everyone. Thanks for reading. I really enjoyed making this. Bye 👋💕