Namjoon: don't do anything bad while we're gone.
Jungkook: ok bye!/shuts door/ let's fucking lose it! get out of your mind! get out of your mind!
V: /dress up in ladybug costume/holds up bottles/let's get drunk!
Jimin: /drinks/ I ship Vmin!
/makesout with V/Jungkook: /goes in pantry and grabs flower/ bunnies like flowers so I do!/spills flower on ground and rolls in it/
V: we should watch some anime.
/Later the boys watch Sailor Moon /
Jungkook: I want to fuck sailors moon tittys!
/later/Jungkook: V, teach us how you do your Eyeliner
/V does eyeliner/
V: aww you look like a little princess
Jimin:/drinks more/ whoaaaa!
Jungkook: yo I think your drunk Dude.
Jimin: No I'm god.
V:/sits in a wrecking ball vehicle outside with Jimin sitting on the ball/I'm Miley Cyrus! / smashes the dorm /Jimin somehow lands on the roof/
Jimin: /Stains on roof/i'm the king of the world!
V: let's do karaoke.
/The boys sing DNA terribly/ V then flips a table/for some reason the boys start wrecking everything/
Jungkook: I feel like Namjoon!
Jimin: yeah me too, In fact I don't even think he's going to come back.
/Namjoon walks in the dorm/sees the boys on top of tables and chairs/
Namjoon: i'm done with BTS. Your all grounded.
Jimin: /still drunk/ I don't give a fuck!
Namjoon: yep I'm definitely not leaving you guys home alone.
V: Why not?
Namjoon: LOOK AT THIS PLACE! IT LOOKS SOME ASSHOLE HIT IT WITH A WRECKING BALL!
V:/sadly looks down/
Namjoon: Uhh you guys drive me insane.
The end
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