What the maknae line dose when their home alone

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Namjoon: don't do anything bad while we're gone.

Jungkook: ok bye!/shuts door/ let's fucking lose it! get out of your mind! get out of your mind!

V: /dress up in ladybug costume/holds up bottles/let's get drunk!

Jimin: /drinks/ I ship Vmin!
/makesout with V/

Jungkook: /goes in pantry and grabs flower/ bunnies like flowers so I do!/spills flower on ground and rolls in it/

V: we should watch some anime.

/Later the boys watch Sailor Moon /

Jungkook: I want to fuck sailors moon tittys!
/later/

Jungkook: V, teach us how you do your Eyeliner

/V does eyeliner/

V: aww you look like a little princess

Jimin:/drinks more/ whoaaaa!

Jungkook: yo I think your drunk Dude.

Jimin: No I'm god.

V:/sits in a wrecking ball vehicle outside with Jimin sitting on the ball/I'm Miley Cyrus! / smashes the dorm /Jimin somehow lands on the roof/

Jimin: /Stains on roof/i'm the king of the world!

V: let's do karaoke.

/The boys sing DNA terribly/ V then flips a table/for some reason the boys start wrecking everything/

Jungkook: I feel like Namjoon!

Jimin: yeah me too, In fact I don't even think he's going to come back.

/Namjoon walks in the dorm/sees the boys on top of tables and chairs/

Namjoon: i'm done with BTS. Your all grounded.

Jimin: /still drunk/ I don't give a fuck!

Namjoon: yep I'm definitely not leaving you guys home alone.

V: Why not?

Namjoon: LOOK AT THIS PLACE! IT LOOKS SOME ASSHOLE HIT IT WITH A WRECKING BALL!

V:/sadly looks down/

Namjoon: Uhh you guys drive me insane.

The end

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