Patrick is a tallish, white male. He has glasses and only wear white t-shirts with black leggings and black Adidas. He likes to read smut and look at girls' butts. He is a hoe.
"Becky! Lemme smash!" He yells down the hallway as he runs after a young terrified girl.
"Stay away from me you creep!" She yells back.
Patrick is a hoe. Anyone can see that. Plain as day.
Patrick, is. A hoe. End of story
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Patrick is a hoe
Fanfictionpatrick.is a hoe. nuff said . . . . . . This story is made as a joke. Patrick is a real person and. I am writing this book to make jokes and fun of my best friend of many years. He and I share many memories and inside jokes. A lot of my close friend...
