There is a new way to describe Patrick. He likes to say oof. A lot.
"Dang I forgot to do the homework, can I copy yours?" Someone asked Patrick.
"Oof," Patrick says in reply.
"Aw man, I dropped my snack," someone else said behind him.
"Oof," Patrick says in reply.
"PATRICK!" his non-exsistant girlfriend yells his name angerly. "Why are you stealing my leggings!"
"Well, when life gives you lemons," Patrick shrugs and walks away. "Oof."
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Patrick is a hoe
Fanfictionpatrick.is a hoe. nuff said . . . . . . This story is made as a joke. Patrick is a real person and. I am writing this book to make jokes and fun of my best friend of many years. He and I share many memories and inside jokes. A lot of my close friend...
