Patricks away from his house. He continues to walk down the street towards the school.
"Hey Patrick!" Someone behind him yells. "Patrick, wait up!"
He stops and turns around to see no one around. He shrugs and continues to walk.
"Patrick!" The voice yelled again.
"I'm not playing a game mysterious voice," Patrick says sassingly.
Suddeny someone tackled Patrick. He opens his eyes but no one was around.
"WHO IS DOING THIS!" he yells.
"I am. Can't you see me?" The voice asks.
"No, no I can't," Patrick sasses.
"Oh," the voice begins to cry.
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Patrick is a hoe
Fanfictionpatrick.is a hoe. nuff said . . . . . . This story is made as a joke. Patrick is a real person and. I am writing this book to make jokes and fun of my best friend of many years. He and I share many memories and inside jokes. A lot of my close friend...
