The figure emerges from the shadows and reveals its self.
"Do I look familiar?" The figure asks Patrick.
"Non-existent girlfriend?!" Patrick yells.
"Yes, it is I," she says.
Patrick was shook. He didn't know what to do.
"BITCH WALK!" the screamer yells behind Patrick.
"AH I'm sorry :( I'm just a little shook," Patrick says.
"I don't care. If you don't get out of my way, we'll die. Understand? I have to kill her," the screamer says.
"But, but. She's my girlfriend!" Patrick cries.
"She isn't real, she never was. Your real girlfriend is out there in the world somewhere. just waiting for you to take your head out of you ass hun. WAKE YOUR ASS UP!" the screamer yells. "Now get out of my way!" they push Patrick to the side.
"I'll show you how real I can be!" Non-existent girlfriend yells.
again, the screamer does some really cool ninja shit and looks like they're winning. landing blows here and there and just fuken everywhere. Till they get pinned to the ground!
"Patrick! Help!" they yell as loud as they can.
"I don't know how!" he yells back.
"You can't win. you'll be with me forever, and ever, and ever," Non-existent girlfriend chimes.
"I'm breaking up with you then," Patrick says. "Bitches be crazy."
And with that, she disappeared.
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Patrick is a hoe
Fanfictionpatrick.is a hoe. nuff said . . . . . . This story is made as a joke. Patrick is a real person and. I am writing this book to make jokes and fun of my best friend of many years. He and I share many memories and inside jokes. A lot of my close friend...
