"FUCK me," Patrick says as he runs into yet another wall.
"Maybe you should SLOW DOWN!" The screamer yells at him.
"Well maybe you should stop PUSHING ME!" he yells back.
The group continues to walk down the pitch black hallway.
"Hey jokester, turn around," the tall, injured one says.
Patrick, who is too busy running into walls continually and saying his signiture line "fuck me" everytime he comes in contact with the wood, ignores the tall injured one's comment. He continues to walk when he hears the jokester scream.
"You alright back there?" the screamer asks.
There was no answer. Patrick stops.
"You guys?" Patrick calls out.
"They aren't going to answer," a voice from the shadows says.
"Who are you!" Patrick gasps and grabs on to the screamer, in fear that they might leave him too.
"I'm the real thing you should be afraid of," the voice says. "Poor humans. Always innocently feeding my hunger without knowing it. You especially Patrick."
"What do you mean 'feeding your hunger,'" the screamer asks. "Don't you mean satisfying your hunger?"
Unlike past times, this voice didn't take the correction lightly and became furious.
"What do you, a lowly human have to correct me? I should have taken you out first," the voice growls.
A hand comes out of nowhere and tries to rip the screamer from Patrick's death grip.
"EW BITCH DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR NASTY ASS HANDS!" the screamer yells. All of a sudden the hand snatches the screamer from the ground, leaving Patrick alone.
The screamer does some weird ninja shit and frees themself from the hand. They then take out a huge ass katana and chop the thumb off from the hand.
"I told your ass not to fucking TOUCH ME." the screamer says with great sass.
The screamer does some cool katana spins and tosses the weapon into the air. It spins and lands neatly into the sheath onto their back.
"So that's why you wore that!" Patrick exclaims.
"Come on. We have to save the others," the screamer says.
The two continue to venture through the building until they reach a large room with a huge ass lock on it. The lock opens an drops to the ground.
"Please, come in. It's time for this to end," the voice says.
The doors slowly open to a figure standing in the shadows.
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Patrick is a hoe
Fanfictionpatrick.is a hoe. nuff said . . . . . . This story is made as a joke. Patrick is a real person and. I am writing this book to make jokes and fun of my best friend of many years. He and I share many memories and inside jokes. A lot of my close friend...
