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Peter and Wade were in a life boat with a cruise ship sinking in a vacation "Wade what on earth was all that?!" "I'm not sure what you're referring to" "you sunk an entire cruise ship wade!" "Are you sure that was me? I-I think I would remember something like that" "Wade I watched you fire a harpoon into the captains face" "that sounds dangerous" "you were heading butting children off the side of the ship!" "That uh- that must've been horrifying to watch" "then you started making out with the ice sculpture" "thank god that the children weren't on board to see it" "uhhh, Wade why is the life boat all red and sticky?" "Well, I guess you could say it is red and sticky" "Wade what are we standing in?" "Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?" "No I would not believe that" "uh, melted gumdrops?" "No" "boat nectar?" "no" "some of gods tears?" "Tell me the truth Wade" "fine, it's the lovely elderly couple from 2-B""WADE!" "Well, they were they were taking all the cressent rolls" "I can not believe what I'm hearing" "I will not apologize for art" "where are the other life boats?" "Woah, you won the prize I didn't even notice that" "where are the other life boats Wade?" "Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun... Probably at the bottom of the ocean, I cut lots of holes in them" "WADE!" "I have a problem, I have a serious problem" "you are just... Terrible today" "shhh, do you hear that, that's the sound of forgiveness" "that's the sound of people drowning Wade" "that is what forgiveness sounds like screaming and then silence"
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