This chapter may be offensive to some, don't read it if you get offended easy or can't take a joke. You also probably shouldn't read this if you haven't watched Hetalia, go watch that first then come back so this makes sense.
Steve and Pietro were in a plane hovering over a HYDRA base and it was extremely snowy "so all I do is jump down there and attack everyone?" Pietro asked "yes" he Steve answered simply, Pietro nodded his head and got ready to jump "shouldn't you take a parachute?" "I don't need one, the snow will break my fall" "what? I don't think that is right" Steve said looking at Pietro with a disbelieving face "please, I'm Russian, I know everything their is to know about snow" he said as he jumped out the plane. You could hear him shout "VODKA~" as he jumped.
A few days later, somewhere else in the world
Tony and May were sitting in front of each other on different couches. Tony was reading the news on his phone and May was sowing "Hey, did you hear Pietro broke his back jumping out of a plane without a parachute?" "No I didn't- hey way are you here?! Why don't you go surrender to the Rouge Avengers or invent some new sort of technology why do you have to be here?!" May exclaimed looking at him "because, I like to mess with your needle work".
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