Spidey oneshots

Meet Peter Parker, the oblivious genius

3rd person POV

"Okay, do you know why we requested you here today?" Steve asked everyone in the room(Ned, MJ, Peter, Shuri, Carol, Nick Fury, Rhody, Tony, Pepper, T'challa, Natasha, Steven S., Wanda, Clint, Scott, Vision, Thor, Loki, and Bucky to be precise) "no, not really" Pepper answered "well, I thought we could do a team bonding thing it's gonna be-" he was cut off by MJ interrupting him "if it's a 'team bonding thing' as you put it then why are we here?" She asked gesturing to her, Ned, Peter, Shuri, Pepper, and Loki. "Well, I thought it'd just be a fun thing" Bucky decided to take pity on the poor fool and ask what he had in mind "okay Steve, what kinda 'game' do you have planned? Is it the same kind of game we played last night?" Bucky asked with a sly smile on his face "BUCKY!" Steve yelled with a scarlet red face "that was not appropriate!" Steve was going to continue scolding Bucky when Peter asked Steve a question "Mr. Rogers what game is Mr. Barnes talking about? Is it a kind of game I've played before?" He asked with a bunch innocence and curiosity. Everyone looked at him with blank faces and you could see the dots above their heads(like in anime) "no Peter, you haven't, and you definitely don't know how to... Play it" Pepper said after hesitating a bit "then someone could teach me!" Peter said jumping up with excitement about learning a new 'game'. Wade suddenly burst through the window "I'll teach you Peter" Wade said to him "the hell you will Wade" Tony said "I am so confused" Peter said "it's okay Peter, you'll learn one day in the future" Wanda told him "okay..." he answered back and looked at the arguing Tony and Wade just in time to see Carol blast Wade through the window. "Miss. Danverse why did you do that? He was my friend!" Peter exclaimed looking at the window that now had a huge hole in it. Bucky Snickered "more like friends with benefits" "what's that mean?" "We are not doing this again!" Pepper yelled "so shut up and get to the damn point already or he's going to have so many questions that we'll never freaking hear the end of it!" Pepper shouted at them which caused them to shut up. Steve finished what he was saying earlier "anyways, as I was saying the game we are playing is gonna be a mix of paint ball and capture the flag, we'll be put into teams of two and the game will take place at Tonys privet island, does everyone understand?" everyone nodded their heads except Bucky who said "I'm pretty sure are game last night took place on your privet island" "BUCKY!!!" Steve was gonna yell at him more when Peter said "woah, that's so cool Mr. Rogers! I didn't know you owned a private island to! Can we all go visit sometime please?" Peter asked with Puppy dog eyes genuinely thinking that Steve actually owned an actual privet island  "NO!" Everyone shouted except Bucky who was just laughing. Carols hand started to glow and she slowly aimed it towards Bucky "I'm giving you a 10 second head start to hide and pray I do not find you" she said darkley. Bucky bolted out of the room and Carol followed 10 seconds after, let's just say it didn't end well for Bucky.

And while all this was happening Ned, Shuri, and MJ were watching anime on their phones, can anyone guess what anime it is?(Update: I'll give you a hint, the anime's name is 7 letters long)