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Don't make May angry

I know I said I wouldn't post until my ear got better and it hasn't I think it is because the pains lessoning but ive almost completey lost hearing in my left ear I searched it up and found out it should be only temporary.

Update: my ear got better I just wrote this a few weeks ago and held off on posting, fun fact "dog problem" was in my book for almost a year I just never published it

Summary: Never piss off May

Bonus: can you catch the reference?(there's 2)

3rd Person POV

May was sitting on the couch watching TV when Peter came in with bloodshot eyes from crying. "Peter what happened?!" May yelled rushing towards him and checking over him to see if he was fine. "The avengers kicked me out, said they found someone better than me" then May felt something switch in her brain and her eyes flashed red with the intent to kill.

Momma Bear mode activated
....
Find and eliminate all the Avengers

May will never let anybody touch her son, now you might be wondering 'peter isnt actually her son' well, he is but that's a story for another time. "Peter honey, I'm gonna go out and pick something up real quick, is that okay?" May asked him in a loving soothing voice. Peter nodded not suspecting anything "and I picked up some ramen for you and I also have our favorite show playing". May said as she walked out the door. Before she fully closed the door she heard Peter singing the theme song "🎶friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation🎶" she smiled and closed the door walking off to the Avengers Tower since she can't drive when she's this pissed.

A little bit later

May arrived at the Avengers Tower and walked through the door. "I'm sorry ma'am, but all tours and visitors stopped an hour ago" a security guard said walking up to her. She turned around and punched him so hard he flew back a few feet and walked towards the personal elevator of the avengers that went directly up to them. She kicked open the doors when she realized it wouldn't work for her and hit the up button so hard it smashed. When she finally got to the penthouse (?) She saw all the avengers having a fun time with some kid with dark blue hair "May, you shouldn't be here you're banned from the tower along with Peter" Steve said. "You will regret this because you hurt my son" May said as she got in a fighting stance "May go away, this isn't  a fair fight, I mean its all of us against one of you" Steve said with a 'im wiser than you which makes me better' voice. "Yeah, some powerful high and mighty assholes vs an extremely enraged mother" she said charging at Steve and literally picking him up and throwing him out the window of the top floor. She turned towards the others and started beating the shit out of all of them. She threw a few more out the window and then jumped out herself and landed so hard cracks appears around her and stomped towards them laying on the ground(including Steve who was unconscious and somehow not dead). "Everything will be settled!" She yelled raising her fist up and then punching the ground so hard she shattered it.

Later

Peter was still enjoying his show when he got a video Ned sent him which showed someone beating the shit out of the Avengers and that person kinda looked a little like May. He stared at the video more and his eyes widened it was May but how was she able to do all that. He put down his phone shrugging and went back to watching his show. A few minutes passed before May entered the house completely fine besides a little tired "Aunt May, what happened? What did you do?" Peter asked with shock in his voice. May looked at Peter "They hurt you Peter and anyone who hurts you will suffer my wrath" she said hugging him "but how did you get so strong?" "You'll find out when you're a parent with a child to protect". She gave him a kiss on the forehead and then went to her room to sleep.

Japan

Tony sighed as his calls to the tower were missed again. Pepper looked at him concerned "are you okay?" "Yes but the others aren't answering my calls, last I heard was that they had this new kid as a possible addition to the team and I don't see why because Peter is perfect but now they won't answer my calls, they better not of made Peter cry or they'll regret it" Tony said with an angry face. "Tony I love you but what can you do? You're all the way in Japan and do I even need to bring up the reason why you flew to japan in the first place?" "1. Peter is precious and will get whatever he wants and 2. I'm the least of there worries, they just don't need to make May angry, it won't be pretty for anyone". Pepper nodded in agreement when suddenly Tony got a call from May and she explained what happened to him and Pepper and they were livid. "Dammit Pepper we have to head back, the avengers did a fucky wucky and are now going to pay".

The avengers were never heard from again, and Tony finally got Peter what he wanted from Japan.

Bonus

"I can't believe you, when he said he wanted Naruto he meant the series not the rights to it all" May said. Peter was just sitting there dumbfounded while Tony huffed "he wanted Naruto and he got Naruto".

End