The Adventures of Evelyn and Snape

Second Chapter

Snape and Evelyn decided to crash in a hotel for the night after they bought two Britney Spears tickets so they could track her down there.
The hotel only had one suite left seeing as there was a big event tomorrow and the hotel was booked out.

The two went up to their suite, clicked on the light and went on exploring.

“Well fuck,” said Evelyn awkwardly from somewhere in the suit.

Snape went up to Evelyn and stood behind him in the doorframe his gaze immediately landed on the bubble bed.

“It’s only one night, hopefully,” said Snape nervously replaying what happened at the bar the other day.

“Which side do you want?” asked Evelyn hoping to lighten the mode.

“I’ll take the right,” mumbled Snape, hurrying to the bathroom to take a quick shower.

By the time Snape came out Evelyn was already cuddling in the bed, looking absolutely adorable. This sight had Snape conflicted, he was a bit mad at Evelyn for going to bed without him, he had planned to confess. Now all of that time in the shower, rehearsing what he was going to say and the potential outcome was completely wasted.
But Evelyn looked so cozy, resting on his chest, face tilted to the left, leaving some breathing room. His beak slightly open, letting out soft snores. His wings held what was supposed to be Snape's pillow, tightly.  His left flipper dangling in the air of the side of the bed.

To say that Snape liked the picture of a sound asleep Evelyn was an understatement. He crawled in under the soft fluffy covers and used his arms as pillows, for he didn't want to wake Evelyn by taking his pillow back.

That night Snape slept the best he had in years.

The next morning Snape woke up in an awkward situation. He had a raging hard and he was cuddling with Evelyn.
He didn’t know what to do, he couldn’t wake up Evelyn because then he would see his hard on but he couldn’t stay like this either.
Snape tried to move out of the bed but that woke Evelyn up. The duck looked up at him with sleepy eyes.

“Hi,” he said.

“Hey,” responded Snape, trying to go to the bathroom without Evelyn seeing him.

But it was too late, the duck saw his bulge and turned a dark shade of pink. Evelyn tried to avert his eyes but at the same time, it was like they were magnetically forced towards the direction of Snape's Erection.

Evelyn's mind started to wander off.

"Am I the cause of that? He did show some jealousy back at the club, but maybe I was just reading him wrong. Maybe he just had an erotic dream or something'"
Evelyn's mind was now sinking to the deeps of dirty thoughts like:
"How Does Snape look while doing it?"

His golden face flushed more, but then it hit him. They can't date, he's a duck! A magical golden duck, but still a duck! Snape would be accused of bestiality. No, that can't happen. Evelyn had to find a permanent way for him to become human.  While Evelyn was deep in thought Snape took the chase and escaped back into the bathroom of safety.

When Snape came out of the bathroom, the duck had packed their things, drunk the temporary human potion and was ready to go.

They first went to a car rental and rented a car, 'cause god knows that they couldn’t continue popping out of thin air.
Then they went to the venue the concert was taking place. They came super early to corner Britney Spears but there was already a lot of people there.

“Damn it” exclaimed the duck “now we have to wait until after show”

“Yeah, in the meantime we can go through the crowd, towards the front and look for anything strange” sighed Snape.

After three hours on the lookout, the pair were hungry, tired and done playing nice.
They used a portal and popped up in the backstage where Britney was getting ready to leave. They were in luck because next to Britney was the baby they went through all the trouble to find.

Evelyn took a step forward using his human legs that were dressed in a pair of torn blue jeans and black sneakers. He confronted Britney

"Yo, Britney. I think you have something that belongs to us" He stated but quickly corrected himself "Well not exactly us but to other people and we're just here to return it, you get it?"

Britney shook her head, she didn't get it. You'd think that it'd be obvious that something was wrong with a yellow glowing baby, with veins popping out of its forehead, but apparently not.

"Just hand us the baby," Snape said sternly.

But Brit-Brit refused, she took the baby off the floor and hugged it closely.

"No, it's mine! You can't take my baby"

"It's not your baby, you found it" Protested Evelyn.

"That may be true, but I love it and it's mine now" practically screamed Britney.

"That's not how parenting works!" actually screamed Evelyn.

"She’s Probably having one of them meltdowns celebs have once in a while“ muttered Snape. While placing a calming hand on Evelyn's shoulder.

“Yeah, definitely. So what do we do now?” asked Evelyn.

“Simple, we take it by force, the baby is either going to completely turn or burst, whichever comes first”
Snape decided to play the good guy to get closer.
“Look Brit, I know you care for the baby but you need to do what is right. The baby needs to be turned back and then given to its birth mother, who probably thinks her baby's dead by now,” he said gently.

Britney loosened her grip on the baby and put it back in the baby carrier on the floor, she bit down on her lower lip with her eyes slightly glazing over while she watched over the baby.

Evelyn was in awe, he didn’t know Snape had a gentle side to him. It wasn’t that Snape was a bad person, he just simply was a blunt and not an “I care about your feelings” type of person. " While Brit was distracted Evelyn decided to take the opportunity to get the baby carrier the baby was now in.
In a flash, he had taken the baby and was already on his way out.

“Come on” he yelled over his shoulder to Snape.

“Sorry” apologized Snape,
“But I really don’t want to see a baby blow up because you're being stubborn.”

And they were gone.
Since Britney had already seen them use magic, they decided that it was fine to use it again. They teleportation back to Snape's home in the magic realm. Evelyn put the baby down on a table.

"I didn't know that you could sound so sentimental," He said gently, but in reality, he was pissed. Why had Snape never sounded so caring with him?

This made Evelyn add another point to the "I probably misread Snape's feelings" list.

Snape shrugged and took out the reverse potion out of his backpack, he undid the seal and pored a couple of drops into the baby's mouth. This reminded Evelyn that he was only going to be a human for not long, he decided to speak up.

"Snape" He started, voice a bit shaky.

What if Snape didn't want him, would he just become a human for nothing?

"What is it, Evelyn?" Snape answered, without turning his head.

"Do you have a potion that could make me human. Forever?"