The $500 gift card

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>be me
>get gift card
>not a jewelry fag or nig
>no gf to buy stuff to
>already bought enough jewelry for mommy
>try selling card
>system always glitches
>try craiglists
>mostly scammers or flakes
>post flagged and removed after a while
>try to get fucc with it
>escort doesn't want it
>eventually just buy ring with it
>try to pawn it
>only want to give $80 for it
>fuckthat.jpg
>return ring get $500 card back

How the fuck do I get rid of this gift card while getting something out of it? I think I've tried almost everything. If only I had a qt gf who I could buy something for.

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