Clumsy

Chapter 10

The party was fresh, but the house was a mess. By the time all of the guests had left, Pink house was in shambles.

(Y/N) had stayed to help them clean up the chaos, and by the time they had two-thirds of it packed up, it was already 5am.

"Ughhhh.... Cannot.... Function.." She collapsed onto a couch, beside an exhausted Boater-Hat.

"Mhmm.." Boater whispered, nodding off. Octoglasses curled up on an armrest and rubbed her eyes. (Y/N) yawned and sank lower into the couch, the morning rays peeking through the blinds onto the trio.

Aloha and Snorkel stood back, looking at the three. The then looked at each other and smirked.
Snorkel counted from 3 silently on his fingers,

3,
2,

"ONE!"
"ONE!" The boys shouted in unison. The launched themselves at the couch, smothering the girls with their bodies.

"AARHHHH!" "eeEEEK!" "OOF"

"WHYYY?!!" (Y/N) cried out. Snorkel and Aloha did not land lightly, crushed the sleepy girls, and landed in very awkward positions. (Y/N) had Snorkel's knee in her stomach, and Aloha's back across her chest.

"Because," Snorkel yawned. "We're tired too."

"You could have asked us to scootch over!" Octoglasses whimpered. Snorkel had accidentally elbowed her in the head.
Surprisingly Boater was still asleep, despite the sudden extra weight.

Aloha turned into a squid and flopped onto (Y/N)'s lap, his big eyes peering up at her. She chuckled and pinched one of his tentacles, earning a frown from Aloha. Before long, everyone was dozing in the morning sun, everyone except Octoglasses. She stood back with her inkphone, snapping pictures of the tired inklings.

"Party aftermath" She captioned it, before posting to inkstagram.

Aloha woke up at noon to find a note stuck to his forehead. The rest of his team was still fast asleep on the couch (actually at some point Snorkel had fallen off, and was now resting face-down on the carpet) and he didn't have the heart to wake them.

"Last night was splatastic! Your friends are fresh, and so are you I guess ;). I promise next time I won't be so accident-prone xx

- Clumsy "

At the last comment, Aloha grinned a wide smile. He'd had a chat with Snorkel about the 'flirting' fiasco;

*Flashback*

"I specifically asked you not to flirt with (Y/N),"

"Bro, you didn't say anything about not flirting with anyone! You just said 'Have fun and go nuts Snorkel!' "

"I did? Oh. I thought I told you. I was at least thinking it. Sorry dude~"

*Cue bro hug*

*End of flashback*

Aloha checked his inkphone and found he had 1 new message and a few inkstagram notifications. Checking inkstagram first, he discovered that the photo he'd posted of him and (Y/N) had blown up, and there were so many comments that went along the lines of:

"I didn't know Aloha was dating someone" I'm not

"Isn't he gay?" I'm not

"Who is she??!" No comment

"She disgUsTiNg" ....SHE IS A GODDESS SENT FROM ZAPFISH AND COD!

He also found that Octoglasses had taken a picture of them all sleeping on the couch. Looking down on it fondly, he screenshotted it for himself.
Opening the message Aloha was surprised that Skull was texting him: