Band Messages - Muke/Cashton

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Mikeydonald: guys

Mikeydonald: HELLIOO fuckers

Irwie: wHat

CALcium: hola

Mikeydonald: ur Asian not Spanish

9ftLuke: OOOOO

CALcium: IM NOT FUCKING ASIAN

Irwie: its ok babe he's just mad Luke didnt suck him off last night

9ftLuke: LOL hes right

Mikeydonald: ur suppose to be on my side Lucifer

9ftLuke: he speak facts

Mikeydonald: u dick

9ftLuke: which u wont get

CALcium: oHh haha u fucker

Irwie: shut up calum

CALcium: -_- oh look someone else not getting laid 2nite

Irwie: no bby im sorry

Irwie: babbbee

Irwie: CALL BAbe IM SORRYY

Mikeydonald: oh look daddys sad and lonely and wants his baby back

CALcium: fssjirykbk *SHOTS FIRED*

9ftLuke: *sirens blaring* NnOoo he wasnt readddyyy *children screaming*

Irwie: -______________-

Irwie: fuck u michael

9ftLuke: no ones fucking michael expect me

CALcium: WAit

CALcium: holD Up

CALcium: LEUK topss

CALcium: WhaT Is LIFe

9ftLuke: whats that ssuppose to mean

9ftLuke: ???

Irwie: it means you look like a bottom

9ftLuke: No i dont

Mikeydonald: yea u do

9ftLuke: ^^^ this is why u no get LAIDD

Mikeydonald: yea yea we'll see when you come begging for a blowjob later

CALcium: i dont see the proBlem in bottoming

Mikeydonald: ur ass is made for bottoming

9ftLuke: ^^

Irwie: its true bby

CALcium: whatevs i hate u all

Irwie: bby r u mad at me

Irwie: beebbbb im sorry come cuddle

CALcium: ok im coming

Irwie: yay the bae is here

CALcium: y u didnt tell me u were shirtless I would have been there faster ;) ;)

9ftLuke: we still here u know

Mikeydonald: ^^

CALcium has left the conversation

Irwie: gdjsifhakx

Irwie: shdofuaosl

9ftLuke: I think hes butt texting

Mikeydonald: -_- r u serious

9ftLuke: what ??

Irwie: kshsocnzmakk jshsmc

Irwie has left the conversation

9ftLuke: OMEGErdd MichaEL

9ftLuke: do u hear MOANINggg

9ftLuke: THEY R ftickle fravkling

Mikeydonald: ding ding we hav a winner

9ftLuke: MAKE EM STOPPP

9ftLuke: OPEN THE ur door IM coming over

Mikeydonald: sorry I was told I wasnt getting laid 2nite

9ftLuke: MIKEYYYY BEBEEES I SORRRYYYY

9ftLuke: BABEEEE PLzzzz

9ftLuke: ill give you a blowjob

9ftLuke: I promise

Mikeydonald: doors unlocked and wide open Im waiting ;)

{A/N:} heyyy this is different from my other works but on Ao3 a lot of ppl have been doing so I said why not....EEEPPP BIG FUCKING NEWS NEXT CHAPTER!! HOPE YOU LIKED IT!!

-Siana :*

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