Homework Club

Pros and Cons

"Kirishima I swear to god, if you don't stop laughing and start actually helping me, I will castrate you." I growled into the reciever. Mother Nature is on my side today, because it's a snow day. Now I'm back with my mom, thinking how the fuck Finn Hudson dealt with this shit. How do you deal with two hot boys asking you out? Is that even okay?

"Ok. Well, I actually called to tell you to come to the Starbucks on the corner of your street." Yes, there's a Starbucks on my street. Eat your heart out, bitches. "Why the fuck should I leave my house in below-zero temperature?"
"Because there's someone who I guarantee will be able to help you."

I rolled my eyes, even though he won't see it. "Last time you guaranteed something would help me, it didn't go so well. That's what got me in this whole situation." He laughed again. "Just be there. They just texted me, I'll be at your house in ten, because I know you're still in your pajamas, not even out of bed yet." I looked around my room and shifted in my covers. Fuck. "So, see you soon?"

Click

I rubbed my temples and sighed. Why is this happening to me? What did I do wrong? It would have been fine if it was just one of them that confessed, that would've been great. I would've gotten a hot/cute boyfriend and everything would be great and no one would get hurt. But no. Now I have to turn down one of them, then date the other in eternal guilt. Either that or break both their hearts. No thanks.

Like promised, Kirishima arived at my house ten minutes later. Then, wearing at least three jackets and scarves, we left. "So, which one's hotter?" He suddenly asked.

"What the hell?!" I yelled, my face suddenly warm. "C'mon Bakugou. I'm trying to help." I looked away.

"... Todoroki. But Midoriya is cuter. They're both different. Todoroki is hot as shit but can be adorable sometimes. Midoriya is cute and flustered all the time, but when he sings, good god the boy has sex appeal."

He sighed. "Damn, that's difficult. God, I hope she can help..." He ran a hand through his hair, which he kept down today to hopefully provide shelter for the back of his neck. "Who the fuck is 'she'?" I asked as I pushed open the door to the Starbucks.

Immediately, I was engulfed by a hug. Just as I was about to call human resources on this person, I saw the familiar head of curly pink hair.

"Mina?!" She let go of me and nodded, smiling brightly. She then hugged Kirishima then led us to her table. "I thought you moved states?" I asked as Kirishima went to order for us. "Oh yeah, I did but I'm back in town so I thought, 'heck, why not pay a visit'? So, what's happened? Kiri said I could help with something? Are you having boy troubles?"

I immediately dropped my tough guy act and flopped onto the table. "Yessssss." She laughed and pat my shoulder. "Aww, tell me about it."

By the end of the story, Kirishima had returned with the coffee (aka the will to live) and we had all powered through four doughnuts each, since Mina had stopped off to get some earlier. "Eek, you okay?" She asked. "Yeah, I'm good. Just help me choose." I said, reaching for another doughnut.

"Okay well.... Let's make a list of pros and cons. Pros of dating Todoroki?"

"Hot as hell, I get to see past his cold exterior, I get to flaunt him to the girls who wanted him, and just the fact that I would be his boyfriend would be surreal." Kirishima laughed. "Petty much?" Mina punched his arm acros the table. "Cons?"

"I'll have to refrain from slapping his dad, I'll have to help him when he has his episodes, I'll probably get mobbed by the girls from earlier, and he's hotter than me." They both chuckled this time. "Wow, Bakugou. You've out-pettied yourself. Pros of dating Midoriya?"

"I'll have an actual angel with me, he's a walking stereo, we both like Glee, and he's the cutest thing since Klaine."

"You and your damn Glee. Cons?"

"Todoroki is the type to never let shit go, I would be questioned by the other members of his group along with his protective as fuck mother, and he has a huge-ass protection squad following him around as well as a god damned fanclub."

"Pros of dating none?"

"Nothing."

"Cons?"

"Everything. It's out of the question."

"Pros of dating both of them?"

Wait what?

"They do exist. They're not that common but polyamorous relationships do exist. It's basically like a more romantic all the time threesome relationship." Kirishima chimed in.

"Pros?" Mina pressed on.

"No one would get hurt, I'd look like a badass player with two boyfriends, I would have two adorable and hot boyfriends, and I won't have any guilt." With every pro, I became more sure in that solution.

"Cons?" Mina could obviously sense my excitement.

"Society would find it weird. But that's it and who cares what society thinks anyway?"

"Have you got a solution?" Mina asked and Kirishima leaned closer. "Fuck yes. Kirishima, let's go get some more coffee and cake. I'm free of the anxiety if choosing a boyfriend." They both cheered, drawing strange looks, but really?

Who the fuck cares?