Autobiography

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This chapter I've devoted to telling you a little more about myself, although you should have a pretty good idea of my views about life. And you might know why I have more of a reason to hate most of the people who walk the earth today than almost anyone. Much more of a reason.

I always try to eat only fruit. 

 

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 And drink only water.

 And drink only water

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I try to be safe when crossing the street.

I try to be safe when crossing the street

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Sometimes that works out alright...

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