Kouta's POV
"I was sitting down, next to Shido, who was talking to Origami. Of course, I was invisible at the moment, and yes, Shido wasn't aware of me being here. Apparently, Shido took Origami out on a date, and ever since our discussion at school about "love," I've been feeling a little strange whenever Shido goes on a date with someone else, even if it's for a good purpose. I listened as Shido was saying strange things to Origami."
".............."
"The truth... I'm into Lolita chicks. I try to go by the elementary school whenever the girls have P.E because I like to watch them so much. Such long flat innocent bodies. I can barely contain my "Sandalphon" when I see them."
".....? Was there a hidden message there?"
"I get turned on by elementary school girls."
"Huh."
Origami looked down slightly while hearing this.
".............?"
"That's cool."
"It is?!"
Shido asked shockingly, as if he was expecting a different response.
"I don't mind either."
Shido then clears up his throat.
"Well...that's not all. I also have a serious mother complex and kiss my mom's picture before school every morning and then when I get home I change into baby clothes and baby talk. I mean I have a pacifier and everything!"
"................"
"Huh."
"Eh, um...I have a sister complex too. I make Kotori sleep next to me and when she's not home I totally sneak into her room at night to smell her blanket, just her blanket though. I draw the line at her panties because that would be too creepy so I just stash them for later!"
"Huh."
"And... I'm like a stalker! I tend to watch Kouta when he goes to class and take photos of him all day and hide them where no one can't find them! I love how he snores at night and like watching him when he showers! I literally have a secret shrine dedicated to him!"
"........?"
"Wait a minute. He does that? I don't remember that."
Shido's sudden words kinda took me by surprise and made me feel a bit embarrassed.
"Huh. I'll kill him then."
"What?!"
"Hm? Kill me? Why?"
"No, don't do that!"
"Okay."
*Ahem* "O-on top of that, I'm not faithful. I got like ten girls right now, so...I sneak out of my house all the time. How else am I gonna hit up da club, am I right? The club...is where you meet da ladies, you feel me? And you know, all the ladies I have, the better. And when I say have them, I mean do them, obviously!"
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Date A Live (Shido Itsuka x Kouta Kazuki)
FanfictionAfter waking up from his slumber due to a spacequake, an amnesiac male spirit becomes mysteriously drawn to Shido. Falling for the blue-haired pretty boy, he resolves to stay by his side and assist him in quelling other Spirits like him in order to...