Drarry Texts

Eight

Draco: So you and Blaise, huh?

Harry: Um, yeah.

Draco: Um, congrats. I bet you two will be happy together.

Harry: Um, yeah, hopefully.

Draco: I have to... Go.

Harry: okay, um, bye.

Slytherin's Main Hoes

Pansy_Thy_Bisch: B L A I S E !1!1!1

420.Boi: Pansy, I can explain...

Pansy_Thy_Bisch: Well, what's taking you so long?!

420.Boi: It's all part of the plan.

Pansy_Thy_Bisch: Draco, get in here!

Drahoe: What...?

Pansy_Thy_Bisch: Let's reenact how Blaise here asked out Potter and ruined us.

Drahoe: But why? I don't like Harry.

Pansy_Thy_Bisch: I'll be Blaise and you be Potter.

420.Boi: And I'll be both of you at the end

Pansy_Thy_Bisch: *Walks up to the Gryffindor table* *Ignores weird glances* *taps Harry on the shoulder* Hey, Harry, I was wondering if you'd want to go out and maybe be my boyfriend?

Drahoe: Do I have to do this, Pans?

Pansy_Thy_Bisch: Yes, you do.

Drahoe: Fine.

Drahoe: *glares at Blaise for a second* *shrugs* Sure, why not?

420.Boi: Pansy--MY SHIP IS GETTING SUNK!1!1! SAVE DRARRY

420.Boi: Draco--*silent death glare*

420.Boi: !Bonus! Ron Weasley--*spits out juice*

Drahoe: Whatever. I don't even like him anymore. Have fun with him.

Drahoe has left the chat.

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420.Boi: Just leave him be, Pans.

Golden Trio

KingWeasley: Blaise Zabini????

GoldenBoi: What about him?

KingWeasley: Oh, I don't know, maybe the fact that you're dating him.

GoldenBoi: Oh yeah.

HermioneJean: How do you just forget that?

GoldenBoi: I don't know, okay.

HermioneJean: We didn't even know you were gay.

GoldenBoi:....

KingWeasley: We don't hate you for it

HermioneJean: Yeah, Harry, it's who you are and we can't change that.

GoldenBoi: K.

GoldenBoi has muted the chat

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