Drarry Texts

Twenty Two

Embarrass Harry

Ginny: Okay, rules are simple: Everyone can start with one story about Harry. After that we can start adding ones after.

'Mione: One time in fourth year, Harry was trying to study dragons for the first task. He asked me to help, so when I went to go help him, he was in the room, a book casted to the side, and he was roaring. I asked him what he was doing and he said "Well if I can talk to snakes, why can't I learn to talk to dragons? I mean, they're both reptiles."

Daddy'sHotChocolateSlut: 'Mione !!

'Mione: You never said that I couldn't tell anyone.

Daddy'sHotChocolateSlut: It was silently said.

'Mione: Oh, well.

Dean: My turn! So one time when a lot of people were at a party, but Harry had stayed. I went back to the dorms early so that I could avoid running into drunk students. I walk into our room and all I hear is Harry moaning "Draco!"

DaddyDraco: My, my. Keeping things from me, huh?

Daddy'sHotChocolateSlut: No... But wait, you heard that? And you didn't tell me??

Dean: Figured I would keEP YOUR SECRet S A F E .

Ronikins: Well, mine isn't exactly like those. But one summer, Harry was laying in our backyard face down screaming. The gnomes came out and started kicking him and stuff. Gin and I were out there laughing at him while he was telling the gnomes to "end his suffering."

Ginny: I remember that! Mum was pissed in the morning, but it was worth it.

Daddy'sHotChocolateSlut: I really hate this.

DaddyDraco: Oh, hush.

*BOOM*: So my story about Harry is one that happened right before the battle of Hogwarts. Harry was in our dorm hitting his head rather harshly on the wall. When I asked him what he was doing, he said he was trying to kill the horcrux inside him.

Daddy'sHotChocolateSlut: It was worth a shot! Better than being killed by Voldemort.

Luna🌝: I would like to give my tale about Harry now.

Daddy'sHotChocolateSlut: No, Luna. I know what you're gonna say. Don't hurt me like this.

Luna🌝: Sorry, not sorry.

Ginny: Haha, that's my girlfriend!

Luna🌝: Anyway, so I allowed Harry to borrow one of the most recent Quibblers. It was the night during a party and Harry was reading the edition I had lent to him. You all were there, but were really drunk, so none of you remembered what happened. So Harry went around naming us after different creatures. And then refused to listen to us if we didn't call him 'King Sneetch' (from a Muggle story).

Daddy'sHotChocolateSlut: L U N A !!

Luna🌝: Yes Harry . . .

Ginny: I think you mean King Sneetch.

DaddyDraco: Hey, Harry.

Daddy'sHotChocolateSlut: Yes?

DaddyDraco: Change your name.

Daddy'sHotChocolateSlut has changed his name to TheChosenOne.

Ronikins: Mate, I don't think that's what he meant. I'm sitting with him in the library and his face just got red with anger.

DaddyDraco: Not what I meant.

Ronikins: He just left the library.

DaddyDraco and TheChosenOne have left the chat.

Ginny: Maybe we should wait until later to finish this.

Panss: Agreed.