Drarry Texts

Twenty Three

Embarrass Harry

Ginny has added DaddyDraco
Ginny has added King Sneetch

Ginny: Now that you two have calmed down from whatever went on, let's continue!

Panss: I did some memory digging and I found out the perfect secret. So it happened about a month ago. I was on a date with Hermione in Hogsmeade and I saw Harry. This was before Harry and Draco got together so obviously I wanted blackmail. Anyway, I told Hermione I had to go to the bathroom, but instead I went back to where Harry was. He was sitting there and he was imitating a coversation between himself and Draco if they were on a date.

Ronikins: And all those times I believed you when you said you were straight smh.

DaddyDraco: Man, and here I was thinking you hated me. Seems like you loved me more than I had thought.

*BOOM*: True.

Everyone Else: ^ !!

Zabini.B: I guess I'll go next. So Harry and I actually met in first year believe it or not. (Yes, Dray, that's why I was able to tell you a lot about Harry when you asked). Anyway, so the way we met is actually a really funny story.

King Sneetch: Oh, come on, Blaise, please don't.

Zabini.B: Shush, King Sneetch. Anyway, the way we met was after Harry's Charms class. They had been learning Aguamenti. Something must have gone wrong because Harry had come running out of class. He ran into me, covered in water. If you ever get the chance to, Harry looks absolutely adorable all sad and mopey while drenched in water.

Ginny: Aww.

'Mione: Why didn't you tell us about this friendship?

Ronikins: And why did you seem so disgusted when you all 'dated' for like a week?"

King Sneetch: Blaise- I was not adorable !! 'Mione - I didn't think you guys would have accepted the friendship. Ron - Because I liked Draco, duh.

Panss: W A I T  A  M I N U T E !! SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT DRARRY COULD HAVE BEEN CANON SOONER???

King Sneetch: I mean, maybe.

Zabini.B: He means yes.

Panss: O M G  I  A M  S O  D I S S A P O I N T E D  I N  B O T H  O F  Y O U.

'Mione: Just look on the bright side, love. Now they're together.

Panss: Yeah, you're right.

PlantBoi: Can I give my story now?

Ginny: Yee.

PlantBoi: My story is just going to be a sentence long because it doesn't need any explanation. Harry's gotten so many boners from just looking at Draco's arse. I'm pretty sure we all knew that, but no one said it.

DaddyDraco: Really? Interesting.

King Sneetch: Why you gotta do me like that Nevv?

Ginny: I just died laughing.

PlantBoi: Draco - Yeah, really. Why do you think he has to leave like every class with Slytherin early? Harry - Because I can. Ginny - I'll bring flowers to the funeral.

Ginny: Aww, thanks, Nev! But before we host my funeral, let my dying words be my embarrassing story of Harry. It was my second year, but you guys were in third year. Harry had just found out who Sirius was, so he tried to convince McGonagall to let him use Sirius as a 'Service Dog' or whatever. I probably heard wrong. But McGonagall and Sirius must have had something planned because I was walking by when I heard Harry scream. Next thing I know, McGonagall is saying "I see you haven't lost your joking touch, Mr. Black." Sadly, I didn't see what happened.

King Sneetch: I would rather not say what happened.

DaddyDraco: Don't worry, I'll get it out of him. Maybe I might owl Sirius to find out. (Sirius is alive, too. And so is Remus. Definitely Wolfstar in the future).

King Sneetch: You wouldn't dare.

DaddyDraco: Oh, but I would.

Ginny: Bet! Let me know what he says as soon as you find out.

DaddyDraco: Okay, I'll go do that now.