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Nineteen

Nev has created the chat Gryffindors
Nev has added Ron
Nev has added Seamus
Nev has added Dean
Nev has added Scarhead
Nev has added Ginny
Nev has added Hermione

Ginny: Nev! Are you finally telling them??? And why can't you have a normal name like everyone else, Harry?

Scarhead: It wasn't my fault. Dray charmed my phone so literally every name I use changes into something he's called me.

Ginny: Mhmm. Let's go with that and not the fact that you're exTRA ASF.

Hermione: Guys. Let Neville say what he wanted. Then you guys can go back to whether or not Harry's too extra.

Nev: He totally is. But thanks Hermione.

Nev: Anyway, I just wanted to tell you all that I'm dating Blaise.

Ron: Zabini?

Nev: How many Blaises do you know?

Ron: Well you never know.

Dean: I didn't expect that, but congrats!

Seamus: Wdym? You've been expecting it since fourth year????

Nev: Wait, what?

Dean: ... That cover blow was uncalled for.

Scarhead: Ha! I told you I could keep a secret.

Ginny: Harry, change your gd name.

Ron: Ginny, wait. Dean has some explaining to do.

Seamus: I could explain for him.

Scarhead: I could too.

Hermione: Neither of you two explain. Only Dean.

Nev: Where did Dean even go?

Scarhead: Probably fanboying.

Seamus: You guys can't hear him yelling at me??

Ron: Oh! That's what that noise is. I thought you guys were just have sex.

Ginny: :O expOSED

Scarhead: Well if you two are busy, then I guess I get to explain.

Dean: NO!

Dean: I'll explain.

Dean: So Seamus casted a spell and it sent your diary flying and it landed on my unsuspecting face as I was walking into the dormitory. And on that page it said "BLAISE ZABINI 🖤".

Scarhead: Don't leave out the part where you obsessed over "Bleville" For the first time.

Seamus: Yeah, that was the best part.

Dean: I just thought they would be cute together !!

Nev: ... I literally have no words to describe how I'm feeling about you three right now.

Scarhead: You should love us.

Seamus: Yeah, because we didn't spill your secret.

Scarhead: But let us not forget that I held the secret in longer.

Dean: I hate you both you smh.

Hermione: But can I ask one question completely irrelevant to all of this?

Ron: Go for it, might as well.

Hermione: Why is this happening at 3 in the morning?

Nev: Because why not.

Ginny: If you didn't want to text at 3 in the morning, then why are you up at this time???

Scarhead: Probably havin sex with Pansy.

Hermione: HARRY!

Ginny: Change your gd name before I come to your room and do it for you istg.

Scarhead: No! This is one of the more.... Appropriate names.

Ron: :O

Dean: Now who's getting exposed.

Seamus: Is no one from the dorm going to tell everyone that Ginny's came in and stole Harry's phone?

Ginny: OMG these names are great.

Ginny: He's such a kinky lil bastard.

Dean: Expose himmmm

Ginny: I gotchu.

Scarhead has changed his name to Baby Boy ;)

Seamus: HAHAHAHAHA

Ron: I TOLD YOU, HARRY. YOU'RE A BOTTOM.

Baby boy ;) has changed his name to Scarhead

Ginny: BOO

Scarhead: And I told you I'm a power bottom.

Dean: That name didn't sound very power bottom like...

Hermione: Guys... go tO SLEEP.

Nev: What happened to this group chat.

Hermione: I don't know, Nev. I don't know.

What happened to this chapter??😂 I feel like I'm gonna regret this chapter, but I don't care.