Devil inside- Time to eat the chocolate
Angel inside- No! Don't do it! Allergies! Ethics!
Devil- Allergies are for pussies. And ethics doesn't count because I didn;t buy the chocolate I was given it. In fact when you think about it it would be unethical NOT to eat the chocolate because it's like rejecting the love of the people who...
Angel- Did you notice all the speakers got the same choccies? It's manners not a personal avowal of love when they do that!
Devil- Ah shut up. The chocolates have been made, packaged, sold and given to me now. It affects nothing if I eat them
Angel- Apart from your health
Devil- Oh my health. LOL as if anyone cares about that. Stop being a hypochondriac
Angel- You are just impossible to reason with
Devil- I like to call it a winning disposition
Angel- Fine. How about vodka, can we compromise on "vodka"?
Devil- What do you mean "compromise"? I am not driving anywhere
Angel- Fine. We have a vodka. One shot of the nice stuff. And no chocolate and then bed because tomorrow is work
Devil- Done
Angel- I'll pour
Devil (eyeroll)d
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Short StoryThese will be my flash fiction attempts in a range of genres as the fancy strikes me. I will write them now and then just for the discipline of writing. All will be under 500 words. In a way this is also a type of poetry