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" this is so bomb " I started doing a little dance while shoving two slices of pizza in my mouth...yes two slices

The boys stared at me in disgust while taehyung and jungkook were smiling proudly at me .

" shut your mouth " namjoon made a disgusted face and turned away

" shut your mouth " I mocked him

Namjoon faced me and glared

He hates when we mock him

" stop your shit " he mumbled and continued eating the pizza

" you stop your shit " I continued chewing on the two pizzas

" how about you move shut the fuck up and stop talking over my food " yoongi moved his plate closer to him

" GUYS ! " Hoseok came running out of his room with his phone in his hand

He literally scared the shit out of and I started choking .

" WE GOT INVITED TO AN INTERVIEW IN LA " Hoseok continued screaming while the guys surrounded him looking at his phone

I was still choking on my pizza I bet my face was fucken red like a tomato

" HEY Y/N LOOK AT THIS-" jungkook turned around to look for me but heard a big thump on the floor aka me falling

" y/n ? " jungkook ask and looked on the floor and seen me still CHOKING

" HYUNG HELP ! " taehyung shouted as he rushed towards me leaving jungkook staring at me dumbfounded.

Let's just say I'll never shove to pizzas in my mouth ever again... I really almost died and no one noticed

" I told you to shut your mouth " namjoon says as he collapses on the couch right next to my shaking figure

I was shaking because I was like really scared I ALMOST DIED " y-yea never again will I do that " I murmured

" I still think Hoseok scared her while she was eating" yoongi clicks his tongue and sits in between namjoon and I on the couch

Well that is the true reason but I don't want to hurt hoseok's feelings

" HEY ! DONT SAY THAT IM NOT EVEN LOUD " Hoseok deadass shouted across the room making flinch and accidentally smacking namjoon

" FUCK " namjoon groaned as he rubbed his face and pushed me off the couch in anger " IT HURTS "

I was laying on my back on the floor.

" I'm hungry " I let out a sigh as I got up and walked back to the kitchen

" but didn't she just choke ? " seokjin asked jimin who was watching jungkook who was watching taehyung who was watching me shove another pizza in my mouth .

" Jesus y/n stop " yoongi came from behind me and tried pulling out the pizza that I was eating " now stop "

" No " I continued chewing and he came closer and tried pulling it out again " STOP " I pushed him back

He fell back into Hoseok and Hoseok pushed him forwards towards me again and-

" NOO FUCK ! " Jungkook shouted and me and yoongi covered our faces

When Hoseok pushed yoongi back into me he FUCKEN KISSED ME ON ACCIDENT LIKE WHAT THE Fu-

" I have oil on my lips now " yoongi calmly spoke and licked his lips

Jungkook looked like an angry bull

" WAS THAT ON ACCIDENT?! " jungkook asked yoongi angrily

" No it was on purpose " yoongi responded sarcastically

" WHAT ? " jungkook stood up

" HE WAS JOKING " I shouted and frowned once I seen my new pizza on the floor all squished " rip "

" OKAY EVERYONE OUT OF THE FUCKEN KITCHEN OR IM CUTTING ALL OF YOU WITH JIMINS LONG TOE NAILS " seokjin yelled

" hey ! " jimin whined

Seokjin looked back at jimin " well it's true so...sorry " seokjin shrugged

I just wanted to eat .