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I really don't know what that is ^ but whatever btw Y'all should grab some popcorn for the next chapters .

" well what do you think can we go tonight?" hoseok asked as namjoon shoving the VIP tickets to the club in his face.

"it's gonna be their first times though should we really go today?" namjoon whispered as he pointed to me, jungkook, jimin, and taehyung.

Well he's not wrong we've never been to a club, to be honest, we've just been to parties and stuff.

" but their just babies!! We can let them grow up too fast-" seokjin cut namjoon off.

" their adults namjoon they know adult things and do adult things " seokjin corrected him.

" sorry but I mean I guess wait no what about y/n what if guys try touching her " namjoon made another excuse.

" it's the other way around actually its probably gonna be her perverted ass trying to touch them " hoseok teased making me roll my eyes.

" I'm excited we can actually like party party you know " jungkook and I squealed.

" I can't wait to see how fun it is and especially since we're in the VIP area " I added feeling excitement rush through me.

*poof*

We all looked to the left to see our author grinning evilly.

" hola putas let me just say something real fast okay?" she sat down on the couch.

" what is it?" yoongi asks.

" you will have unlimited drinks because well your author has the motha fucken hook up you know oh and I used to be really good friends with the boss and he did me this favor because I saved him from being attacked by a cat-" she paused and let out a laugh.

" what type of club is it? " taehyung asked and her smirk grew wider.

" it's a surprise~" she sang.

" give us a hint? " namjoon asked.

" it's a place all of you have been wanting to go and especially you!" she pointed at namjoon making him blush.

" I'm nervous now " he muttered.

" anyway have fun and stay safe also use protection just in case any of you guys you know what and with that said BANANA OUT BITCHES " she disappeared out of nowhere like a magician with the smoke.

When the smoke started to fade away we all had our eyes wide open when we saw what she left out the floor.

Banana flavored condoms

" I wish we could block her in real life like how we do on social media, " jimin said as he chuckled.

" you could file a restraining order " jungkook mumbled but none of us heard him.

" y-yeah me too " I laughed and secretly picked up a few condoms.

" well let's get ready then shall we?" hoseok asked and we all nodded heading to our rooms.
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Yoongi's pov

After I finished getting dressed I wanted to go see what y/n was wearing maybe we could uhm..match? I don't know I was just thinking.

I tapped on her door but there was no response so I decided to open the door.

When I opened the door I couldn't believe my eyes...

Y/n was on the floor blowing the condoms into balloons and drawing faces on them.

Do I really like this dumbass?

" YOONGI? " She squeaked and started trying to hide the blown up balloon condoms in her closet then throwing the marker somewhere.

This girl really is something.

" I already saw so don't panic and are you ready?" I ask and she nodded.

" this is really embarrassing..uhm just know I was BORED AND THAT'S ALL OKAY, " she said as her face turned red.

She stood up and walked outside of her room pulling me by my sleeve and we waited in the living room for the rest of the guys.

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" Suho's Night Club huh? It must be new I've never heard of it have you guys?" seokjin asked as he drove us.

Namjoon, Taehyung, Jungkook and me were squished in the middle meanwhile hoseok and jimin were in the back back seats all comfy.

Even seokjin and yoongi were perfectly fine in the front seats.

They just had to leave me with these long legged giants huh?

" HEY WHOS HAN JUST GRABBED MY ASS?!" taehyung asked shouting loudly.

" NOT ME " namjoon put his hands up.

" I WOULD NEVER " Jungkook also said putting his hands up making the three look at me.

" sorry it was squishy " I said while looking down making hoseok and jimin laugh.

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A/n : be ready for the next update its gonna be WILDT