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Sorry for not being ACTIVE OR WHATEVER BUT YA GIRL WAS BLEEDING AND DYING BUT IM OKAY SO HERE U GO BBYS

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It hasn't even been a month and we already have two holes in the wall in our new apartment.

" so how did this happen? " the manager asked me as she looked at the two holes.

" oh well you see we were just having s-" I cut off jungkook.

" SOME TEA " I blurted in a British accent.

" o-oh so you guys threw the tea cup or what haha? " she nervously laughed and looked at jungkook.

" no actually I threw her against the wa-" I elbowed him in his stomach.

" OOOF " he gasped and turned around holding his stomach.

I pushed him away and smiled at the manager.

" so can you...you fix it? " I asked and she nodded.

Turning away to look back at the wall she quickly looked back at me.

" so what really happened? Did you guys like you know what like in the story's " she winked and jungkook and I snorted.

" yeah I totally hit it from the back " jungkook joked and she gasped.

By the way the manager was around 29 years old

I rolled my eyes at him and he smirked.

" I'll tell you what really happened but it's kind of embarrassing..." I started.

" go on I'm listening " she smiled dreamingly.

Well here's the truth

Flashback to yesterday

" wow we did a good job " I looked around the house in awe.

Jungkook and I just finished decorating the whole house and man it was the greatest.

" but watch this " he smirked and clicked something on his phone.

I looked at him feeling confused until I seen lights appear on the ceiling.

" woah you put those up too? " I ask and he nodded and put it on flash.

The lights started flickering to different colors.

" ah bet watch this " I turned on the Bluetooth speaker and connected my phone on it and started playing music.

" OH FUCK IT UP " I hyped up jungkook as he started doing a jumping dance and twerking.

" watch this loser " I bent down low and started breaking my back.

" OH DAMN FUCK IT UP " he was laughing and smiling.

" wait I have an idea can you like pick me up when I run to you? Like ice skaters? " I ask and he hummed I response.

" like something off of Yuri on ice " jungkook added.

I nodded and we got in position.

I started running towards him and he lifted me up but...but he threw me at the wall.

I hit my head on the wall.

Did I pass out?

Why is it dark?

" KOOK I CANT SEE " I shouted.

" oh fuck " he mumbled and I started kicking my feet.

" a-am I stuck in the wall? " I ask and I felt tugging on my feet.

" this might hurt " jungkook sighed and pulled hard on my legs making my head pop out of the wall.

I fell back into the floor and looked at the wall.

There was two big holes in the wall.

" what's the other one from? " I ask him feeling lightly light headed.

" oh my foot " jungkook pointed at his foot and there was a piece of the wall stuck around his shoe.

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" wow so y'all didn't fuck like in the fanfics? Man you got my hopes up but anyways I'll have it payed for they should be here tomorrow to fix it " the manager wrote down on her paper.

" girl what the hell " I stared at her weirdly.

" I think she's one of those lonely old people " jungkook whispered a little to loud.

" IM ONLY 29 SHUT UP " she snapped and huffed as she walked out the door slamming it shut.

I winced at the loud sound.

" who stuck their foot up here ass this morning shit " jungkook muttered and laid on the couch.

Bing bing bing

I answered the phone only to hear screaming.

" HEY Y/N IM COMING OVER RIGHT NOW TO EAT BECAUSE THIS FUCKEN HOE WANTS TO BE ANNOYING " I heard taehyung shout.

" SHUT UP ILL KILL U "

" NO ILL SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS"

" DO IT THEN U FUCKEN TWAT "

I recognized jimins voice.

" you know what I'll be on my way after I put my foot up this hoes ass I'll see you later-

Beep beep

Taehyung hung up.

Let's take a moment and pray for jimin and his ass.

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