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Y'all I ain't dead I've been working hard at school ( lies ) SORRY IVE BEEN FEELING LIKE POO AND THEN I CAUGHT FEELINGS SO LIKE YUCK BUT NE WAYS HERES AN UPDATE

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" do you think she's dead? " I heard a muffled voice in a dark room.

wait my eyes are closed I'm fucken dumb well I'll keep them closed so they think I'm asleep

" I don't know poke her " another voice spoke

Where am I though?

" fine, " it said and I felt a poke in my cheek.

I squirmed around thing to avoid whatever was touching me.

" succinsuga that's enough that's go wake up the others " now the voice was much clearer and well deeper.

" suho you're no fun that's probably why you're still single " I then opened my eyes to see succinsuga and I'm guessing suho.

Suho snatched the stick and was about to wack succinsuga with it but I coughed.

" OH SHES AWAKE " succinsuga pulled me up causing me to groan in pain.

" MY HEAD " I pushed her away.

" sorry, so how was last night? You know you and yoongi were a little too close " she said smirking.

Ugh this is too fast my headache is gonna get worse

" well duh they fucken kissed you dumbass " suho scoffed shaking her in the head.

" WHAT?!" I shouted feeling myself panic.

Then they started bickering and fighting leaving me absolutely confused and scared.

" SHUT UP YOU LOOK LIKE MY TOE " Suho yelled at succinsuga making her scoff.

" YOU LOOK LIKE MY ASSCHEEK " succinsuga shouted back at him.

" aw thank you and don't you have a little mole on the left chee-" succinsuga cut suho off by smacking him with a chancla.

Oh my god I need to get out of here

" c-can you explain what happened? " I asked feeling scared of that evil woman.

She looked back at me with a sweet smile like I didn't just see her smack the hell out of her friend.

She explained word by word leaving me feeling flustered..but how did she know?

" they have cameras here and suho was here too so he told me to come collect you guys since you all acted like complete idiots" she added.

" you should go wake up the rest of the guys though there knocked out somewhere." she looked around the room.

" Sheesh these fuckers are wild " I muttered and started to look for the guys.

" HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVE A MOLE ON MY LEFT CHEEK?!" I heard her shout at suho.

" BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING LIKE I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE ME-" I didn't even want to turn around all I heard was a smack so I'm guessing she smacked him again.

I nearly tripped on something so I looked down and seen yoongi curled up on the ground asleep.

I'll wake him up last after last night I can't even speak to him.

I woke up hoseok and jimin they were asleep in the bar area.

" yuck I smell like a can of ass " I heard hoseok mumble to himself.

" guys I'm so hungry.. " jimin whined.

We woke up the rest of them and we were all sitting on the chairs by the bar.

" that was fun " jungkook had a small smile as he rubbed his head.

" yeah I've never got that fucked up in my life i don't even remember what i was doing " yoongi agreed.

So he doesn't remember?

" guys I think someone stole my Gucci tie " taehyung started to panic looking around the room but it was tied around his head like a bandana.

" who's gonna tell him? " namjoon asked and we shrugged.

" he'll find out eventually " seokjin chuckled and we continued talking about the night.

" y/n? " yoongi ask and i nod in response.

"I do remember one thing.." he started.

Oh no

" when we were dancing on the pole that was hella fun " he laughed and I let out a sigh of relief.

" GUYS HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS! " jungkook shoved his phone in our faces showing his live stream from last night it was all of us drinking and dancing on the poles.

Then it showed a part of jungkook walking in the bathroom " so today boys ill show you how I pee-" jungkooks eyes widen and pulled the phone away.

" MY DICK HAS BEEN EXPOSED OH MY SHIT " he screamed and started to panic handing me the phone.

" d-delete it please I can't look at it" he muttered.

I hurried and clicked delete on the live but I'm sure people already have screenshots of it.

" well at least it's big if it was small and exposed then you should worry "I mumbled so no one would hear.

what a wild night.

" FOUND MY TIE GUYS " taehyung shouted laughing as he pointed at his head.

" IT WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME ".

such a good time with these dumbasses.

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Yoyo hope y'all liked it?!