MAIN PIECE ⇄ AUSTIN PORTER¹

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theaustinporter
so can i get your number or are you still doing that hard to get thing you like to do?

yassybby
we have one conversation and now you're acting like you know me

theaustinporter
well i wanna know you

yassybby
so get to know me then.

yassybby
on instagram you gotta work for my number.

theaustinporter
and i'm guessing even harder if i want to see you in real life?

yassybby
it's like you really know me

theaustinporter
like i said i want to get to know you and i cant do that if i'm not paying attention to what you tell me

yassybby
okay then let me tell you about my biggest pet peeve then

theaustinporter
okay let me know

yassybby
cheaters.

theaustinporter
who likes cheaters tho?

yassybby
no like you don't understand. i know everyone hates cheaters but i actually get so mad over it even when it's not my relationship just because i've been through it so many different ways.

theaustinporter
only an idiot would cheat on you.

yassybby
well i have a long list of idiots for you.

theaustinporter
well their loss is my come up.

yassybby
you're smooth with your words, i like that

yassybby
mind if i ask you favor ahead of time?

theaustinporter
i dont mind, shoot it my way

yassybby
if you and your girlfriend get back together just let me know... i wont be mad about it i'll understand

theaustinporter
yassy i already told you she said she wouldn't get back with me

yassybby
yeah i know but remember what i said about girls

yassybby
just promise you'll let me know? if it never happens it won't have any affect

theaustinporter
okay i promise not to leave you in the dark of my relationship status

theaustinporter
that'd be hard to do anyway since you're gonna be my next girlfriend