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Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural: The strange disappearance of Peter Quill

A/n: I had an idea...then I found this...and here I am. I might have stolen some of the script from someone on Archive of our own. The bits they wrote are in italics. Here's a link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15315417 

Also. This is kinda of an au. Pretty much Thanos was defeated by the Guardians, Strange, Stark and Parker. Nebula brought Gamora back and yeah. Oh and Loki survived. Yay!

Third person pov.

"Yes! New episode!" Peter yells, sitting in a couch in Wakanda. 

"What are you doing Peter?" Shuri asks. All the Avengers, Wakanda's leaders, Ross, the Guardians, Wong and Strange are in a meeting, discussing the safety of the universe and stuff. T'challa and Tony said that Shuri and Peter were to young and not allowed.

"Oh! One of my favourite Youtube things. Buzzfeed Unsolved. They do conspiracies, go to haunted locations and unsolved cases, like murderers and stuff." Peter says, pausing the video. "Theres an exchange kid in my science classes who works at Buzzfeed and works for them. Their their editor." Peter explains. 

"Thats cool." Shuri says. "What's this episode?"

"I don't know. New episode." Shuri grabs the phone and turns flicks her bracelet and clicks some things before a huge screen materialises in front of them, from the table.

"Thats so cool!" Peter fanboys. Shuri smiles. The two had already become good friends. Just as Shuri's about to press play Peter gets a call. "Hello?" Peter asks. Immediately it changes to face time to see a person with a pink undercut with a green beanie on. 

"Hi Peter!" They wave.

"Hi Sam!" Peter smiles. He turns the phone to show Shuri. "Shuri this is my friend, Sam. Sam's genderfluid so..."

"Hi Sam!" Shuri smiles. "What pronouns do you want." Sam looks frozen.

"Oh my god your hot." Sam mumbles. Shuri and Peter laugh. Sam blushes. "Um...She her pronouns are fine. Anywho-"

"Yo Sam, who you talking too?" A voice in the background asks. 

"My friend Devon. Uh, Spider-Man." Sam yells at a passing woman. She appears onscreen for a second before Sam walks into a seperate room. 

"Whoo! Is that the unsolved room?" Peter asks. 

"Yah! Sorry for calling you Spider-Man but its a joke around the office because of that photo we took in Washington with Ned and MJ. You know, after that incident?" Peter nods. "Back to why I called you, we in the office know what happened and um...lets just say, I know you know Peter Quill...we want to do a follow up episode with him so...it'd be appreciated."

"Hell yeah! As long as I get to meet them." 

"Absolutely! I'll try to organise it. Can you come as Spider-Man. I need to prove Shane wrong. He'll get e a sims expansion pack. Anyways! I have to go. We're heading to Adelaide, where I'm going to show them a haunted place my dad works at."

"Cool! Catch ya later?" Peter asks.

"Absolutely. Bye Shuri!" The call cuts out and Shuri finally presses play on the video.  Unbeknownst  to them, the Avengers, Guardians ect had walked back into the room. But as soon as the video started they shut up and watched.

"This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we discuss the thirty-year-old mystery of the disappearance of Peter Quill." Peter freezes and stares at the screen. The rest of the Guardians, the Avengers, Strange, Wong, T'challa, Okeye, Nakia, Loki, Nebula and Bucky stare at Peter.