❝ Heeeey Valerie, uhm, are you there? I knoooooow you are you picked up the uhm, thing midgy so you are. ❞
❝ Uhm, who's this? ❞
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theo | aphrodite
Aphrodite R E P L Y you are the only one that can help me!
Omg, be quiet bish I am googling what to do!
What did you find?
Well, according to wiki how you will need "two-part epoxy resin" and you just glue the thing together.
What the fuck is that?
Do you think I know? Like fuck, go ask someone who has broken a glass vase before!
Ugh, you should be helping me not being annoying!
I may be annoying but you know you LOOOOOOVE MEEE!
No, I don't.
Fine then be mean, I guess you don't need my help.
No no, come back Aphrodite!
Don't leave I need your help
Aphrodite come on don't do this again!
Aphrodite, you are awesome, so awesome you know?
Yeah...and what else?
You are really great
Hmm hmm.
Like nobody can hate you
Yep.
Knowing you is a privilege itself that I don't acknowledge it enough
Oh it's fine child, I know I am great but I think that'll be enough for now.
So can you help me?
Ok, you have a hardware store or craft store nearby?
Uhm I'm not sure?
Ugh, do I have to find that out for you as well?
No, no I am just kinda panicking, I'll find out.
Quit panicking do you want to fix the vase or not?
Yeah, I want to fix the vase I'll calm down
Deep breaths. Think of calming memes.
What is this obsession that you have with memes?
I'm the meme queen.
The qeme
You have no right to judge me.
Okay, there's a local craft store nearby and it's open do you think the glue stuff will be there?
Wait what was the glue called again?
Yeah, it should be, I mean if it isn't like I dunno.
Oh, the glue name is two-part epoxy resin.
Ok, I am going to go there, wish me luck.
Good luck, text me how it ends up and you legit interrupted my meme scrolling so be grateful.
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i'm so tired. school starts tomorrow, well today cause it's already morning here and i have done none of my homework so i am entirely fucked. like fucked beyond miles.
instead of doing my work i have been procrastinating and i've been scrolling through memes. yay a big round of applause for me, look how great my life is. #the song for this chapter is all-star how fitting
since i need my sleep just as aphrodite needs her i am gonna leave this chapter a bit short, expect a longer chapter a bit later!
i am dedicating this chapter to @whitneya123, i would just like to thank you for your offer of support. you have no idea how much your reply meant to me.
don't forget to leave a star if you too like the meme culture and add a comment on what you think about it!
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