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theo | aphrodite | aria | noah
Heya guys!
Omg I am so excited
Uhm what is going?
Why am I in this chat?
Uh, more importantly, why AM I IN THIS CHAT?
And who da fuck are you?
Uhm excuse me bitch, whom ARE you?
Whom?
Yes whom, did I stutter
no cause you can't
we are texting...
texting talking the same thing
no, they are not.
and who da fuck says whom?
What did you do, fuck Shakespeare?
Bet it's more game that you will ever get...
I don't pursue necrophilia to just get a fuck
Must be sad...
STOP STOP
Omg guys stop
This chat isn't for you guys to argue
Not as sad as your life
How would you know
You don't know who I am let alone my life
I get a sense of who the person is at first glance
It's kinda like an aura and lemme tell you, that you got one hella shitty aura
Well then we got something in common darling
Talk about yourself jerkface
My name isn't darling
And my name isn't jerkface so fucking deal with it darling
Jerkface
Wow creative
Yeah much more creative than all your sex positions combined
Ouch that one actually hurt
Oh boo hoo
GUYS STOP
TEDDY HELP GODDAMIT I KNOW YOU ARE ON THE CHAT
It was your idea so you deal with it
Ugh why did I make this chat
All of you fucking suck
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
OKay, you guys finally quiet!
Well since I have a feeling that if you introduce yourself it will end in bickering, I will
Wow it's great to know the trust level that we have
Shut up Aria
Oh your name is aria
Nah darling suits you much better
Just like jerkface suits you?
SEE THIS IS WHAT I MEAN
GOD TEDDY STOP BEING SO USELESS AND HELP
okay, uhm aria you remember me right?
Yea but not jerkface over there
Ouch.
Good it should hurt.
This is my best friend Noah or as you know Jerkface....
Ugh such a douchey name for such a douchey guy makes sense
Hey! My mom named me that so you are offending my mom!
I am sure your mom is some kind-hearted soul so I am no longer going to comment on how douchey your name sounds...
It actually sounds like a nice name but too bad it had to got to you Jerkface
So you respect my mom who you haven't met but not me
and I have met you?
Oh shut up
OKAY I AM DONE WITH THE BOTH OF YOU
CONTINUE TALKING OR BICKERING OR WHATEVER AND TEXT ME WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE
Ooft she seems mad...
Don't worry she will be fine in a while
Go and talk to her teddy boi
Yeah teddy go comfort her
This is going to be one long journey with the both of you...*sighs*
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ayyye the first chapter of part 2 is out! omg y'all be proud of me!
ok ik the set-out is hella messy but idk how to make it word, basically both the girls are to the right while the boys on the left. it is hella confusing and i might need a chapter in front of this chapter to explain how it works...*sighs*
if any of y'all have any better ideas please tell mah, i willing to do anything to improve, like seriously!
i am just gonna dedicate this chapter to Xenoclea, i would like take my time if you ever do read this to thank for you tell me to get that monnnies and drooling over nutella with me(ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ)
that's all for now i guess, if you have an idea on how i can improve the set-out leave suggestions on have! it would help out heaps, other than that i guess yolo!
*dies by how cringe i am*
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