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theo | aphrodite
TEDDY LETS PLAY 20 QUESTIONS!!!
WAIT IS IT 20 OR 21 LIKE LIFE LONG QUESTION!
WHY ARE YOU WRITING IN CAPS
CAUSE I CAN HOE
Well, I am gonna guess we are back to normal with you being the annoying one and me just being overall just done.
BUT YA LOOOOOVE MEEEE
If this was any other person I would ask if you were drunk or high on drugs but since it's you
What got you in good mood?
Did aria buy you some oreos?
HOW DID YOU KNOWWWW!?
Aria always buys oreos for you on Friday to lure you out of bed
Otherwise, you would be fucking depressed as hell
I am sure you have an addiction problem there
Look who's talking Mr I get wasted and call random innocent girl
You still not over that?
And which girl are you talking about?
No, I will never be over it!
I am obviously talking about your fabulous me, who else!
You be innocent?
I am innocent
how dare you!
aphrodite
you kept on making dirty jokes every three seconds I said something while I was trying to help you with your physics homework.
YOU ARE READING
Drunk Dialing
Short Story❝ Heeeey Valerie, uhm, are you there? I knoooooow you are you picked up the uhm, thing midgy so you are. ❞ ❝ Uhm, who's this? ❞ ─ ·❆· ─ A heartbroken boy gives a failing physics student the inertia she needs to keep up her "ever crippling procrasti...
