Merc Male Reader x RWBY

Chapter 1

Y/N POV
Shaking of the bullhead signified that it has reached its destination as the doors opened and students flooded out, admiring the sight... Apart from one who was throwing up in a bin, guess the view ain't for everyone. Walking to the tower that I presume held ozpin, I pushed past the kid who threw up in the trash
"out the way vomit boy" I sang as I strolled to the tower.
Kids were chatting away to each other as I walked past, some staring at me as my chains rattled about. Entering the front I stepped Into the elevator and examined the buttons before hitting the top button... Mainly because it was the only button on there. Standing in the elevator I awkwardly stared at my armoured fingers as If I was looking at my nails while simultaneously tapping my foot to the awkward elevator music. Finally I heard the ding before the doors parted to reveal an office filled with five people, ozpin, some blonde woman, a dirty looking guy with a flask full of alcohol in his hand, winter schnee and Ironwood.
"well well well if it isn't snow queen and ironcunt, how are you two on this fine morning?" I asked while doing a mocking bow. Winter and the general were shocked, the alcoholic was laughing his ass off, the blonde woman kept a straight face though she was amused and Ozpin was just smirking.

Winter lunged at me with her rapier but I caught it in my chains, tugging it out her hand and throwing it at the wall where it embedded itself like a dart on a dart board. Pulling back her elbow, she hit me straight in the helmet, stunning me long enough to land a kick to my chest. I stumbled back but I recovered quickly before running at her again, clenching my fists. Just as I was about to make contact a purple bubble surrounded both of us and pulled us apart, stopping our fight in its tracks. Floating towards her, I stared at her riding crop in disgust
"eww, your supposed to be a teacher not a cos player of fifty shades of grey" I said in disgust before giggling to myself, causing the woman to blush slightly before letting me go, causing me to fall to the floor hard.
"eek, oww what did i do?"
"oh be quite" she replied, smacking me on the head with her riding crop.

Pulling myself to my feet I decided to ask some questions
"so, professor dumbledore, why am I in handcuffs?" I asked
"well Mr L/N, we could not be sure if you would attack any students when you awoke on the bullhead so we restrained you" he replied, sipping his coffee as if everything was normal.
"right right, why was on the bullhead in the first place?"
"because I would like for you to attend beacon Mr L/N" he replied casually.
".............. Excuse me?" I replied, dumbfounded. What is he playing at?
"OZPIN! You can't be serious, HE'S A CRIMINAL, A DIRTY LITTLE MERC" Ironcunt cut in
"oh I assure you General I am 100 percent serious" dumbl- ozpin said, chilled out as fuck.
"what do I get from joining your school?" I asked
"your identity will remain hidden, your aloud to keep your mask on but you have to wear school uniform and finally, your allowed to continue your 'work' as long as it stays out of beacon. Think of it as a warm place with food and a bed where you get better at fighting" Ozpin finished and it was a damn good deal.
"I'll take it, now why have my weapons changed?" I asked, shaking his hand, sealing the deal.
"we had to examine you original weapons to make sure there wasn't any explosives or anything then we placed them in your locker and gave you those weapons so that you don't have no weapons. You can keep those weapons for being a huntsmen" he replied
"fair enough, Now then, can these cuffs come off now?" I asked
Suddenly, the cuffs started to glow purple before they suddenly dropped off my body, clanging against the floor.
"thanks miss fifty shades.. OW" bringing her riding crop down onto my head, she glared at me. I took this as my time to leave.

Walking into the elevator, I turned around and threw my middle fingers up at winter and ironwood just as the the doors started to close
"you cheeky little fu-" winter was cut off as the doors closed, blocking the rest of her sentence from my ears. Now I have to listen to this awkward elevator music again, damn it!

TIME SKIP

Walking into the main hall I was greeted to the sight of sleeping bags scattered everywhere, girls chattering amongst each other and boys trying to flex their non existent muscles by walking around shirtless. Examining the hall, my eyes set upon an empty spot in the corner that was shrouded in darkness, perfect place considering I won't be here long so people won't notice my dissapearence. Yep, I'm straight back to killing for money, an ex huntsman hauled up in the forest with a bounty of 5,000 lien on him. This'll be difficult but fun.

Footsteps approached me but instead of the two sisters like I expected, a stunning woman with blood red hair and glasses stood infront of me, fiddling with her fingers nervously. It was obvious she was nervous and intimidated by me.
"e-e-excuse me s-sir, i-I was wondering i-if I could sleep o-over here, it-it's just that everyone o-one is being N-noisy and I w-wanna read" she stuttered, looking down. This was possibly the most adorable thing I'd ever seen, she was even cuter when she tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear.
"sure, you can sleep next to me" I replied in my deep voice, moving my bag so she could lay her sleeping bag out. Blushing, she lied right next to me and pulled out her book.
"what's your name? Right now you can call me Wraith until I trust you enough with my name" I asked
"Tessa" she replied "nice to m-meet you wraith"

Once she went back to reading her book, I thought about how I was gonna equip all weapons without weighing too much. After I couldn't think of an idea to equip them all I decided that When everyone falls asleep, I'll change my weapons before going to get my bounty.