Introducing Me (Left)

Plot Twist

Well the last couple days have certainly been interesting. Let's start shall we?

Okay so Twinnie kinda, mighta, technically threatened one of the deputy heads with a chair. In their defence though tiny dick kept pushing the door open to the prefect room and was pissing us off. Twinnie blocked the door at first then asked me to cover them before picking up a chair. Only problem is, one of the deputy heads walked in. So we all got a little told off and the funny thing is Twinnie just held the chair up the entire time. I wanted to laugh so hard but I didn't. I wasn't the only one who wanted to laugh though. One of my other friends who's also ace and she's kinda innocent has to look away because she's laughing so hard and doesn't want to get told off. What is my life guys?

Oh also, little tidbit, I got accepted to Portsmouth college for next year. Cool beans huh?

Now onto the more interesting stuff. Right so Luna, my female dog is now in season. Arlo seems to be desperate for puppies if you know what I mean. Anyway, he wants to be dominant and kind of growled at Luna while also trying to eat her food. My family's solution, put him outside. My brother chased the lil shit round to the computer room while I went the other way round. Only problem is, when we caught him he was laying down. Due to health problems and feeling like shit I couldn't lift him. In come the heavy lifters. Twinnie and my brother basically airlift the little guy outside. Unfortunately I couldn't get a picture and it may have something to do with the fact that I couldn't stop laughing.

Moving on. By now I think you all know the tiny dick that I keep mentioning through the story and that's his name from now on. Right so he was being himself, a dick, ironically, maybe he's overcompensating. He walked into the prefect room and we asked him to leave and all that jazz, he wouldn't. Another girl walks in who is a prefect and is really nice. She put him in a headlock and leads him towards the door. Somehow her timing was perfect because someone pushes the door open and it's not another teacher or anything, it just hit him in the head. Everyone was laughing except him, he just left.

As promised I wrote the stuff from the last couple days down, are you proud of me? Only problem is I'm going to have to keep doing it as my health's getting worse again. I'll explain now and then finish the chapter with a funny story, make sure to try and make y'all laugh real quick. Right so I've started waking up in the night in pain again. I'm pretty sure I would every night but I'm so damn tired and not getting enough sleep as is. Yesterday I couldn't get myself to go into school because of the pain and this morning it's worse. Last night when I was trying to fall asleep I was having shooting pains in loads of different places and I could hear a like ringing/buzzing sound. I wake up this morning and it hurts so bad I don't wanna move. I actually don't even know how to explain it but I can say I wanna throw up and I might, not sure yet. I can't even try to sleep it off it seems as though it makes it hurt more. Fuck man.

It gets worse.

The doctors appointment I'm supposed to have tomorrow to tell me the results of my brain scan, cancelled sorry 'postponed' because the doctor is sick. Like I'm not mad at her for being sick or anything I'm just annoyed and kinda depressed. I just wanna know what's wrong with me guys. I was doing so well, I applied to three colleges, I was in every day, I did all my homework, I got great results on my report and now this. The one good thing I guess that came out of it is that I finally cried. I haven't cried or really show any kind of emotion since like father day in like May and now it's October. Also crying made my head hurt more so whoopti flipping do.

Activity wise, I'm on the football team for my school (we won last year) and we won our game last week. We kicked their butts 3-0 and the sad thing is they started blaming their keeper and yelling at each other. We were supposed to have a tournament on Tuesday that ended up being cancelled because teams pulled out and their is also a game on tonight. I'm trying but I can barely get out of bed and I'm certainly not up to par to play. Mum said she'd take me in late but right now Twinnie (team captain) has gone in ahead. A slight conundrum for you. Football club for the team is on a Friday after school. Mandatory PE revision is also Friday after school. I cannot go to football club but I don't get to play as much as I don't. I wouldn't get to at all if I wasn't in my final year at the school. Fml.

Since I wrote down everything I have everything from the last few days. Surprisingly, it's a lot. My life is pretty damn interesting apparently. So a couple updates since I started writing this this morning, I didn't even end up going in but I think the game was cancelled anyway and the doctors appointment that was cancelled mum managed to get rescheduled for the same time on the same day with a different doctor. Wahey I'll take it. So only one more day to wait.

Moving on, so after my dad turned up like two weeks ago my mum finally reported it. So the police came round this week, isn't that a jolly old time? My brother had to hide his weed. I wanted to go to bed kinda early but since I was one of the people there when the event happened I had to give a statement. Twinnie got to go to sleep though, never have I had more proof that I shouldn't leave the house. Anyway, they didn't turn up till like midnight.

Final little random thing I did during the week is visit a third college. I was supposed to go to a fourth yesterday but my head so I didn't. I might apply for aerospace and aviation engineering at a fourth college though just for options. Wish me luck.

Final story comes from me having too much anxiety to tell my pe teacher/tutor I'm in pain. So we had swimming on Tuesday and I was down to do it until that morning as my head was bad. I was psyching myself up to tell him but kept chickening out. It's a sports leaders class and the swimming group is leading so I manage to get away with helping them out. They're fine with it and I agree to be their megaphone. Ironic with the headaches but still. Somehow the teachers didn't remember that my group were the last to lead and it was basically all me and one other girl. They have a shit set up so one of them tell me I'm in charge and they all go with it. Maybe I'd make a good pe teacher because it worked and all of the compliments the teacher gave were from me helping, there weren't many. They still have to redo it but at least I'll be able to help them plan it a little, hopefully. I also got them out of trouble a little while keeping myself from getting a detention, brilliant. In the changing rooms afterwards the girls from the group ask me if I'm in their group now and before I can respond the girl who had helped me lead our group says something along the lines of,
"No, we need her." I'll take it. What is my life?

The header is a picture of my little boy with his pride bow tie on, so adorable. Wish me luck for tomorrow guys, let's hope I find out what's wrong with me. Peace. Also thank you so much for all the views, votes and comments. Somehow this little thing seems to be doing pretty well and that means I'm not bottling it up.