Step 1: Find yourself in an awkward situation.
Step 2: Look for all possible exits.
Step 3: Point in a random direction and yell "Rabid Dog!"
Step 4: Run out of there really fast using an exit you saw earlier.
Warning: People may see you as crazy, mentally unstable or just plain stupid if you make a mistake or burst out in crazy laughter.
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HumorThese are sarcastic, hilarious, and sometimes slightly inappropriate guidelines for a wide variety of everyday struggles. (Please Note That I Am Not Responsible For Any Injuries Caused By Reading And Following The Guideline This manual)
