Step 1: Stumble out of a forest, alley way, or similar like you have a huge hangover.
Step 2: Stumble over to where you want to sit.
Step 3: Pull out a stove and what you want to cook, a small meal or noodles works best.
Step 4: Loudly call out to another member of your group for some more fuel, normally it is methylated spirits so just loudly call out for some more meth.
Step 5: Enjoy your new space that was vacated by surrounding people after the last step was completed.
Warning: Side effects vary. There may be multiple ambulances called for you and your friends or you may be beaten by grannies who believe you to be doing drugs.
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